I Have No Fracking Idea.

Anthropology. Voice. Things. A conglomeration of random bits and pieces.

[mugglesofficial]

im SCREAMIBG

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

YOU ARE KIDDING ME

[babyfairy]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[snorlaxatives]

who would win in a fight: an army of lush employees vs an army of bath and body works employees??? discuss

[mattandjones]

lush employees, who are more adept at guerrilla warfare and fabian tactics. bath and body works employees rely too much on pitched battle and are not equipped well enough for prolonged conflict

[snailgutz-deactivated20190821]

I disagree with some of that, I feel as though the Bath and Body Works employees are pretty well trained in the art of handling an all out attack. Their defenses are high and well coordinated. Remember, they deal with white moms on the daily, whereas I feel that Lush employees are more used to dealing with a younger generation of customers.I feel as though they’d be equally matched but in the end I feel with the advancement in technology that Lush possesses over Bath and Body Works in terms of sheer amount that they sell, ultimately Lush wins, but not without heavy casualties.

[dreamnectar]

All true, but everyone is forgetting Bath and Body Works employees have extreme training dealing with the hell on Earth that is Semi Annual Sale. Have you ever seen someone come between a white woman in her 40s and Vanilla Bean Noel at 75% off? Bath and Body Works employees have and still live to tell their stories

[dakterrible]

I think terrain is an important consideration? Lush employees are better at straight melee since they’re used to fighting in close quarters, whereas B&BW employees have more experience in moving through wider terrain and using ranged attacks.

[greenekangaroo]

this is the kind of discourse I want on my dash

[teenagecriminalmastermind]

more battle commentary please

[ellimomo]

Me after all the Stark children are reunited

[jesus-lizard-journal]

[forgetmeparanoia]

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

[bluemoon-martini]

WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

[religiousdad-deactivated2015012]

an angry one

[starfleetlegal]

[babyanimalgifs]

We’re all living in 2017 while her mom is living in 3017

[geekandmisandry]

Ahh, the future has carrier animals again. Excellent.

[bunluxmoved]

[anodymalion]

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

[babyanimalgifs]

OH MY GOD

[threesideddream]

which lush bath bomb is this

[queen-daenerys]

@jeyne

[shitmygaywifesays]

Shit my wife has said to our cat:

-You are the cause of all entropy.

-I don’t know how, but I’m going to blame you for all my problems.

-Life on this earth is brief.

-What do you think about the plight of the Jewish people, Miss Kitty?

-You have to ask yourself, Miss Kitty, would your rather be comforted by a lie or strengthened by the truth?

-You occupy a very small space in a very large world, but your conscience is ever the umbrella. You also have a cute kitty butt.

- (after the cat ate a ribbon and threw it up) You wanted to be beautiful on the inside, didn’t you?

-You understand that life is meaningless and we must take pleasure where we can. And for you that is on this blue blanket.

-I will fight you in hell upon a mound of bones, Miss Kitty.

-You are a single bead in the string of lives that I hold together.

-You can get used to a certain kind of poison, Miss Kitty

-Sometimes that little light escapes the darkness of your heart, and then you cage it again.

- I… am SO PROUD to have a cat that would murder her children.

       -(justifying it) Come on! She’d be a terrible mother!

- We can’t be equals until you get a job, you goddamn freeloader.

- You and your eight nipples are shit.

- You have just enough common sense to not piss on your tail, Miss Kitty.

[supercoolclouds]

me as a gf trying to be cute: oh hey my….soft cantaloupe…gentle chili flake….dominos 2 for 1 deal….

[become-legend]

[papercrane]

What kills me about Mccree is that. Overwatch is a game where the writers used both ‘time travel’ and ‘characters getting frozen to be discovered later on’ as plot devices for various characters, and yet they did not use either of those things on Mccree. He’s not a real cowboy taken somehow into 2060. He’s just a normal guy, the same age as his teammates, who just dresses and talks like a cowboy in the year 2060, because he wants to. There are so many convoluted justifications for the other characters, but not Jesse. He’s just like that. He just is. The belt buckle. “I’m your Huckleberry”. All decisions made by a 37 year old man of his own free will. I hate him.

[agnostic-nemesis]

Petition to make Backstreet’s Back the opening theme for Guardians of the Galaxy Theme Vol.3

[pissogyny-deactivated20131228]

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed