Dungeons and daddy issues

World's okayest crafter

[now-winter-comes-slowly]

Girl and Reindeer, Mongolia

Jeroen Toirkens

[dakterrible]

Prime bathroom decor

[monstermonger]

The Ruins of Eden

[marisatomay]

so we’re watching shrek because it’s wednesday my dudes and we have taste and when they get to duloc there’s a sign that says “you’re parked in ‘lancelot’” but (!) as we all know it’s established in shrek the third that the arthurian legend hasn’t even occurred yet in the scu (shrek cinematic universe) as arthur and his knights (including lancelot) are still in high school so @dreamworksanimation

[marisatomay]

these takes are so galaxy brain

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yo-its-matt]

what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

[yo-its-matt]

I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it

[yo-its-matt]

Basically,

[perhapsarat]

this is like the best part in HBP 

[dilfgmancoolatta]

this is what discourse for fandoms im not in sounds like

[youlovetoseeit]

heck yeah

[gahhhdamn]

Remember this remix you made in elementary

[somecutething]

Surprise!

[marmalade-cabin]

ahhhhh!!!

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[c3rvida3]

Why don't you identify as a lesbian?

I’m a man and I have sexual and romantic feelings for other men that I actively pursue, and I think I heard somewhere that that’s not very lesbian of me.

[buttfacemcgee]

this is one of the most hilarious things ive ever seen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

they built the Great Wall with that

[monkeysaysficus]

This was thrown at Stonewall

[ohshitsomeonejust]

I was offered a random day off due to an over staffing mistake and took it. I decided to have fun with the pets. I got all ready for work like I normally would and they did their usual job of trying to persuade me not to go and I made a dramatic show of letting them win. They’ve been on a happiness high for the past three hours.

[danisnotonfires]