#sleazygurl

Serve beer in hell? Better be vodka.

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Everything was going great

Until that rando started talking to you. Then you had to backpedal all night. I'd of done him if I were you. Just to seal the deal. #fridayfails #shemighthaveachanceif

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Ali Wong

Is my spirit animal for this particular Sunday

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My bad

That moment you remember telling a guy "you're a great person and I'm into it, yer just too fat for me."

[thesleazygurl]

But... Do you work retail tho?! ::insert face:: hashtag illgetyoubetch

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Put your legs up!

[vinesnow]

being a fierce bitch can get you electrocuted - more vines

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This hit the ears of music listeners this week. 

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Kylie Jenner's Extremely Racy Photo Shoot Is Going To Break The Internet

Kylie Jenner is just like us.

[glamour]

Let loose.

Photo: Douglas Kirkland

[straightwhiteboystexting]

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Beat it like a pinata

Happy cinco

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Why Girls Love The Dad Bod

Hmmm... ok ok that’s all good. 

I think I still love washboard abs.

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9 Healthy reasons you should have sex every night

we all know most of these. but JUST IN CASE! your friendly sleazy PSA. 

[heydayna]

Heyyy Gurrrrrrl