theSmilingTraveler

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.” ― Audrey Hepburn

[bat-lass]

so I’m watching YouTube and the skippable ad starts playing and the ad is the entire 3D animated adaption of Horton Hears a Who??

????????

????

like I don’t wanna watch this…… but I am so fascinated by how it got here

[bat-lass]

i’m gonna see how far i can go into this

[bat-lass]

still going

[bat-lass]

[bat-lass]

a persons a person no matter how sma-

oh they’re singing now

and just like that its over

what a great way to spend my morning

[echo-80]

The video you were originally going to watch was a 3 min video

[of-monsters-and-bara-deactivate]

[andrewbelami]

[maisee]

i want this DELETED

[razorshapes]

[huffpost]

[rolltidetothat]

THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[mielparaoshun]

OMG *screams* LOOK AT HIS TINY LITTLE UPS TRUCK. I’M GONNA BREAK A WALL IM SO HAPPY

[eyebotic-blog-deactivated202001]

I FOUND OUT WHY GORILLAZ IS CALLED GORILLAZ

A GROUP OF GORILLAS IS CALLED A BAND

IT’S BEEN A PUN THIS WHOLE TIME AND NOBODY NOTICED

[insomniacflaaffy-deactivated201]

fUCK

[dutchstore]

Motherly Love by ScottySire

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Mother: “ Honey, wake up! It’s time for school.”

Son: “ I’m 23. I don’t go to school anymore.”

Mother: “ Oh, right [giggles]  [shouting angrily] SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL LIVING IN MY HOUSE?!”

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

[takealltheseats-blog]

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

[leebequiet]

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

[treewizarded]

all hail gerpes

[ed-sheeran]

[waltzingdead]

#why can’t this be the whole show #and sansa can join their book club (x)

[peachfuzz-jpg]

British Lad Culture Translated

Cheeky Nando’s - spontaneous decision made by a group of British fuckboys to eat some grilled chicken

Banter - “witty” good-humoured, teasing jokes (please notice the word “witty” is used lightly)

Lad - basically a fuckboy

Ledge - shortened form of legend, son deserves your absolute respect

Shank - to stab

Shag - to have sex

Chunder - to upheave one’s inner contents, i.e. to vomit

Archbishop of Banterbury - deity of banter, the manifestation of banter in bodily form

Wanker - a term of endearment if you love someone you’ll tell them by calling them this

[lilburdy]

[thesmilingtraveler]

*first day of spring*

trees: hello naughty children it's murder time

kids with allergies: shit

[lesserjoke]

Senator Bernie Sanders is running for President on a very simple message: enough is enough. Find out more about his stance on the issues here, donate to his campaign here, and look for him in the six recently-announced Democratic primary debates this fall.

[gastornis]

https://berniesanders.com/volunteer/

[bakethatlinguist]

I feel like he’s grown up a lot.

[hootaloodle]

this vine is fucking tragic because this is my life right now.

i am the green monster.

[obamawhitehouse]

[almost-tumb1r-famous-deactivate]

obama is the chillest president ever

[tumboy]

[dennys]

ah, a rare set of salt and pepe 

[pilunes]

DENNYS WHAT THE FUCK

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION