here comes the smolder.

Yo, the name is Nathan Lynn. But call me Michael or Mickey. I don't like being called a hot dog brand name. I'm the cooler brother, but we all kind of knew that deep down, especially since I'm not rocking the Bieber hair anymore. When I'm not hanging out with my favorite people (aka ladies), I'll be hanging with my main man Flynn Rider in Magic Kingdom. He's a cool dude.

[thesmolderlynn]

Now that I remember how to function.

[baypierce-blog]

Welcome baaack. Halloween party! What are you going as?

[thesmolderlynn]

I was stuck between Jack Kelly from Newsies or Jack Sparrow. Clearly the pirate won.

What about you?

[thesmolderlynn]

Now that I remember how to function.

[topher-abrams-blog-blog]

Welcome back, dude, it hasn’t been the same without you around. Don’t think you’ve missed all that much really.

[thesmolderlynn]

Thanks man. Nice to know I've been a little missed. Really? I think that's a good thing, right?

[thesmolderlynn]

Now that I remember how to function.

[quinnydarling]

Yeah, I don’t think it’d be good to have a lawsuit against Flynn. Glad to see you back though, Mickey. All’s quiet on my end. How are you?

[thesmolderlynn]

Yeah, I think he has enough people goin' after his head anyway. Glad to hear that. Things are pretty quiet here too. Stoked for candy.

[thesmolderlynn]

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[thesmolderlynn]

Now that I remember how to function.

And due to my awesome week of mental healthness off, I am ready to kick more ass. Metaphorically speakin' anyway, since kicking ass at Disney is just not allowed. What's goin' on, peeps?

[thesmolderlynn]

I feel like I haven't had a relaxing day in days.

[quinnydarling]

What did you get suspended for? I mean, if you don’t mind me asking.

[thesmolderlynn]

False accusations of touching a teenage girl inappropriately.

[thesmolderlynn]

I feel like I haven't had a relaxing day in days.

Like what the fuck Disney, you suspend me and then put me in constant action? Make up your damn mind.

[finndances]

I have the rest of the day off but I am so tired that I can’t enjoy it.

[thesmolderlynn]

Naps aren't enjoyable?

[quinnydarling]

On a total sugar crash.

My lunch pretty much consisted of a Dole Whip and candy between breaks at the confectionery. I was so wound up and now I just feel like doing absolutely nothing.

[thesmolderlynn]

Sleep sleep and more sleep.

[pokegirlmarley]

I’m gonna be a mighty king so enemies beware!

[thesmolderlynn]

You are so peppy all the fucking time.

[kennedybakers-blog]

Here’s a tip: Don’t treat me like shit on our date and then come try and talk to me like nothing happened. Because you will a) Either get cursed out, or b) I’m going for the family jewels.

I need the 11th to be here so I can shoot people.

[thesmolderlynn]

Can I kill someone yet?

[thesmolderlynn]

Fuck yes, paintball. Fuck yes.

[charminglogan-blog]

Literally going to shoot asses?

[thesmolderlynn]

Yeah. No asses are safe out there.

[thesmolderlynn]

Fuck yes, paintball. Fuck yes.

[stevehrringtcns]

You’re getting your ass kicked. Feel free to cry about it later. 

[thesmolderlynn]

Uh, inaccurate. We all know the past years that the team I've been on has always won.

[thesmolderlynn]

Fuck yes, paintball. Fuck yes.

[baypierce-blog]

DON’T SHOOT ME.

[thesmolderlynn]

Okay you are serious about that.

I'll do my best.

[thesmolderlynn]

Fuck yes, paintball. Fuck yes.

[kennedybakers-blog]

Does this mean you won’t shot me cause we’re on the same team this year?

[thesmolderlynn]

I am my own team.

[thesmolderlynn]

Fuck yes, paintball. Fuck yes.

I was born ready for this shit. I am ready to shoot some asses.

[lostgrayson-blog]

A kid puked on me today. That’s always fun.

[thesmolderlynn]

Ew...