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#hazbin hotel

procyonloser

Adam rubbed his hand against his other arm, feeling the cold biting in through the fabric of his robes, touching skin that hadn't felt the sensation in over nine thousand years. He didn't notice it at first, it was just on the edge of his understanding and awareness, familiar but distant in his memory.

When it finally sunk in that it was cold, actually cold, it was all he could think about. Why? They were in Hell, where they always came for these ridiculous meetings that felt more circus than political.

Adam didn't like it. The ice broke and his mind began to supply an endless stream of moments from his life, his actual life, of suffering, of struggling to build even a simple fire. He'd burnt his hands more times than he could count, rubbed them raw trying to make even a simple spark. Anything, he'd been desperate for anything.

Why was it cold?

Lucifer sat across him at the table, staring with his large slit eyes, that had become more snake than angelic. His expression was unreadable, unknowable, and Adam knew Lucifer would never say. He was the devil, a trickster, a liar, who only sought out suffering. Adam wanted to leave, but wouldn't give him the satisfaction. He'd survived the cold for over 900 years, he could do it again for a day.

Lucifer had forgotten to blink, and realized that humans usually did that, generally speaking, and not blinking put them a bit off. Adam was looking increasingly uncomfortable, maybe at that, or maybe he was starting to pick up on the fact that Lucifer had turned on the air conditioner.

He hoped Adam didn't realize he'd done it so it was that much more easy to see Adam's nipple piercings.

#oh #AHAHSHSHSHAHSHX #that took me out of surprise ONG #hell yes

melonramune

2007-06-01

aqqlesoda

she’s contemplating a purchase

spaceboytoy

Hello bisexual community

spaceboytoy

Begin killing

tartrazeen

noah-wyles

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

fluoritegalaxy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

mininoiibat

Happy pride month everyone !!

#hazbin hotel #GET HIM #i love the render so muuuuucj

krtek-daily

robotmango

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”