The Sober Bitch

Recovery humor with a touch of inspiration

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Alexa, get me a Valium.

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For every hot person you are looking for, there are five creepy people looking for you.

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It’s damn near impossible to find where the line is without crossing it

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The last time my family was excited to see me

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Some of you never destroyed your brain with years of drug abuse and it really shows.

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The struggle is real

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“I’m not like other girls; I’m worse.”

[theambitiouswoman]

May you receive a positive shift, unexpected blessings, inner peace and mental clarity before 2021.

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Therapist: Does your family suffer from mental illness?

Me: No, I think they like it.

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