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[thesoffgengar]

HI IT’S SILLY HOURS HERE’S UNNAMED MAGICAL GIRL SPIDERSONA

silly concept magical girl transformation where she has to get bit by her cute sparkly mentor mascot spider to start the transformation sdlfjskjdkj

[thesoffgengar]

more of my beloved 💖 her name is miyano minori

(the last is a line stolen from 70s japanese Spider-Man Yamashiro Takuya)

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[dortie]

[dogpuppy]

[sashaforthewin]

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[doubleca5t]

[giuliadrawsstuff]

You are loved.

Reference here

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[doubleca5t]

In honor of Drake getting absolutely slaughtered in this Kendrick beef, I present to you all a compilation of some of Drake's worst lyrics

[doubleca5t]

Shout-out to @garak in the notes for suggesting this gem

[doubleca5t]

Sorry I just keep remembering more

[doubleca5t]

His latest albums gave us another all timer

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[deku-sensei-everyday]

day 138

dancin'

[morthilswrites]

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[seirxi]

wife

[doubleca5t]

Kars4Kids being in the news again has reminded me that Oorah is one of those research rabbit holes that will drive you insane because it's impossible to describe without sounding at least a little anti-Semitic.

[doubleca5t]

"ok so you know those really annoying Kars4Kids ads? You know the ones that are like '1-877-KARS-4-KIDS' yeah those? Ok so all of the money from that charity goes to this organization called Oorah which is this non-profit dedicated to supporting the Haredi Jewish community in New York and New Jersey. Yes they advertise nationwide, no they do not mention their religious affiliation in the ads. What are Haredi Jews? They're like the Duggar family of Jews we don't have time to get into it. What kind of services does Oorah provide? Mostly free trips to Israel for teenagers where they can listen to settler propaganda and hook up with IDF soldiers. Do they do anything else? They invest in real estate, they run some upstate New York summer camps that are famous in the area for labor and safety violations and they also do adult matchmaking. Why would a charity need to run a matchmaking service? Because the Haredim do arranged marriages look I told you we can't get into this right now. Oh also they run an annual 'charity auction' that is probably an illegal raffle and their mascot is an anthropomorphic $5 bill named Fiveish. No I'm not kidding bro I fucking WISH I was kidding rn"

[doubleca5t]

Now you might be saying "hey Minerva I recognize that mascot, isn't that Yapdollar???" Yes and no. When he's promoting Oorah he's Fiveish and when he's narrating over bad Chinese lifehack videos he's Yapdollar it's sort of a Jeckyll and Hyde situation.

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!