satellites and flowerfields

I'm a 22-year-old girl/woman (that's right ladies) who wants blog about everything. I have an eternal love for Harry Potter but I also like Sherlock, youtubers, nerdfighers and books. And you know, weird and funny stuff.

[ncrrington-archive]

did u kno that st valentine is not only the patron saint of love, but also beekeeping, epilepsy, and the plague

[testchamber19]

#surprise your loved ones with bees and pestilence

[twitterlols]

[edrecoveryproblems]

When people talk about the calories of the food they’re eating at the dinner table

[recovering-witch]

People: where’s your sense of humor? jeez! you’re so sensitive omg anyways, Shannon, I shouldnt be eating bread at all but its cheat day, so… yeah

[strangehorse]

Is this choice disordered?

It can be really hard to tell sometimes, so here are some questions to ask yourself. Answer them honestly, and it should provide a bit of insight.

I’m going to use an example to make things clearer- ‘I prefer porridge made with water’. Adjust them accordingly.

Would you feel anxious if asked to eat porridge made with milk?

Did you make porridge with water before your eating disorder?

If, somehow, a bowl of porridge with milk was 200kcal and a bowl of porridge with water was 300kcal, which one would you choose?

If you ate what you believed was porridge with water, and later learned it was actually with milk, how would you feel? Anxious? Upset? Guilty?

Think of it as ABCD: Anxiety Before Calories Discovery

If you ask yourself the ABCD, you should get a better insight into why you’re making that decision. You don’t have to ‘pass’ them all- for example, you may have tried a certain food for the first time in recovery- but it’s a good way to examine your feelings.

Good luck!

[durbikins]

Pokemon Gun

[aestheticacadema]

hoW TRUE IS THIS THO HAHAAH

[opossumalien-deactivated2019031]

me, opening content I know will 100% trigger me: I Just Wanna See How Bad It Is

[opossumalien-deactivated2019031]

me, after opening content I know will 100% trigger me: Yeah It’s Pretty Bad

[riceisholy]

[lulz-time]

stop it ghost what r u doing u don’t even have a life

[meladoodle]

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

[clockmocker]

When you see your friend in public

[clockmocker]

When your friend sees you in public

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the 20th century was a tv-show Germany would have had the most insane character development ever

[sith-hammer]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Vroom vroom

[this-memes-warr]

[lulz-time]

alright wtf is up with the antlers

[ergos]

I hate when I’m looking at my phone and then someone asks me “who got you smiling like that ;)” like……….relax I’m laughing at memes

[magiclesson]

everyone talks about “did you put your name in the goblet of fire” being the worst book to movie dialogue fail but lets be real the worst is where hermione answers a question in class and snape calls her an “insufferable know-it-all” and in the book ron is furious and he goes OFF and says “you asked a question and she knows the answer! why ask if you don’t want to be told?” but in the movies they just make him say “he’s got a point, you know” and i’m still mad about it