i really enjoy thinking about the way that joker and akechi are viewing their dynamic pre-casino like joker who's like "this guy is incredibly suspicious which means it's good to keep him close but im definitely keeping him closer than i should and putting us in unnecessary danger but i do really enjoy our time together and trying to figure him out is one of the highlights of my week i wish he'd open up to me more i can tell he's hiding something but it just makes me want More and i can tell he definitely wants more from me too and i think our outings can pretty much classify as dates which i guess means im bisexual but im the leader of the phantom thieves so i dont have time to worry about that rn and dating the detective whose life mission it is to capture you is kind of romantic if you think about it dont look at me like that morgana" vs "if joker doesn't go to the aquarium with me im going to kill myself. i mean something normal. it was a really good idea for me to seduce joker bc he's clearly in love with me which means he's clearly FUCKING INSANE although i guess he only knows the charming and nice detective prince except he seems way too interested when my mask cracks except my mask would NEVER crack especially not because of JOKER and just because i think about kissing him the same amount as killing him doesn't mean anything IM A BROKEN PERSON I AM A BROKEN FUCKING PERSON NO ONE HAS EVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON BEFORE AND I SHOULD BE EXECUTED VIA FIRING SQUAD... should i kiss the gun before i shoot him"















