A String of Instances

Vei 💚 27 💜 they/them ~~~~ IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND YOUR BLOG IS EMPTY IM BLOCKING AND REPORTING YOU ON GOD ~~~~ blog I reblog art to : [email protected] ~~~~ blog I post writing to : [email protected] ~~~~ To all my IRL friends: I probably have a tag for you and it's probably just your name, check periodically. I'm an adult that is entirely too obsessed with TV shows, movies, games and I have fallen back into anime hell. I live in wonderful rainy Oregon. My fandoms include: DBZ, Naruto, Merlin, Mass Effect, Nanbaka, Scum Villain's Self Saving System, MDZS/CQL, BSD, Ace Attorney, Star Trek (all), K, DMMd Les Mis, James Bond, Hunter x Hunter, JJBA, more that I'm too lazy to come up with right now.

[annalandin]

There's a new swarm of totally real ladies with empty blogs following me, and I'm blocking and reporting them left and right. If you are an actual human person with a brand new account trying to follow me, I urge you to please post *anything at all* on your blog so that when I go to check who the heck you are, I can tell you aren't just a bot-encrusted void. Just a simple "hello this is my lurker account I use to follow people" is enough.

[annalandin]

*taps sign* I am once again being haunted by ladies of questionable reality, as well as a lot of blank blogs without a custom avatar. If you are a recent arrival from the ex-parrot site with a brand new tumblr blog, I am asking you to please post ANYTHING at all on your blog, even if you're only going to lurk passively to follow people. Otherwise, you look just like the dozens of bots I've blocked this week.

[casual-darkness]

[agawilder]

hello depression

tagz:

[prokopetz]

Frankly, I don't buy the theory that the repeated sweeping deletions of trans women's blogs have principally been the product of bad-faith mass reporting campaigns abusing automated moderation. I've been falsely mass-reported before, on multiple occasions, and nothing's ever come of it. Someone is pulling that trigger.

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Flower Shop AUs 💐

Person A owns a flower shop and Person B comes in so many times to buy flowers that Person A thinks they must be quite the Casanova.

Most people come in without having any clue on what they actually want. And some people know exactly what they want.

Flowers are often used for photo shoots and Person A gets hired to arrange the flowers for one, but they can’t help getting nervous around the model, Person B.

The employees had a fun game to pass the time. If someone bought a big bouquet and it wasn’t around Valentine’s Day, they love to come up with ideas on how that person messed up, to warrant an apology like this.

Person A is definitely petty enough to use the language of flowers to mess with rude and ignorant customers by giving them the absolute wrong flowers for the occasion.

Person A’s flower shop has a small café in it and it has become the meeting point for the locals to drink tea and gossip.

Person A is very good at making flower arrangements and they love their small shop. But they’re not a natural business person and so they hire Person B to help them keep their shop open.

Giving flowers to someone who owns a flower shop is not that easy.

At the market, they always have their stalls right next to each other. Person A sells beautiful flowers and Person B sells delicious fruits. And sometimes they sneak a small gift over to the seller next door.

Person A loves to help their customers out, but when Person B drops in more than once a week to ask questions about the plants they have and new ones they want to buy and they don’t seem to know a lot about botany, Person A feels like they soon have to ask Person B where they live, so that they can do a wellness check on their plants.

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[berdymane]

[sexybritishllama]

just found out that this yu-gi-oh card exists and also that it's basically worthless and that's how you know trading card collectors know absolutely nothing about anything

[mint-swirl]

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

[mint-swirl]

*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth

[sanae-hypnosis]

Um

[coyotette]

[prismatickitten]

[tsurouii]

Not a thought behind those eyes 💔💔

[shionomena]

you are my religion

[charlesoberonn]

"Came back wrong" trope but only slightly wrong.

Their eyes are a slightly different shade of brown

They used to like cauliflower and now they're neutral about it

They can wiggle their ears now

[charlesoberonn]

[whatisdoneisinprogress]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[Image description: a tag by demongoose666 that reads: imagine coming back with the cilantro soap gene ./ end description]

[catilinas]

every lotr extended edition watchthrough needs one person pointing out which scenes are extended edition only, one person saying Well Actually In The Books…, and one person attempting to play along to the soundtrack on an accordion obtained three hours ago from facebook marketplace

[transfemjotaro]

@funnier-as-a-system

[pillowspace]

The trick to making a good story is to make the story before the characters so you can focus on how they serve the narrative, however this advice is not heeded for my OCs, for they are the jesters that exist to entertain me and nothing more. If I want a specific kind of character to exist, they shall

[pillowspace]

"What purpose does [oc] serve" well you see, all the other ocs thought they looked like a sad puppy so they got to stay

[secretscorner]

@funnier-as-a-system