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were back

[thesouljams]

INTRODUCING OURSELVES

and thats it! we're all very excited to experience all that this site has to offer, so feel free to ask any of us anything!

SoulJam strawpage

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caught these two being adorable lovingly, Light of Happiness

(heights inaccurate)

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Well... question answered

lovingly, Light of Happiness

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(ignore both the text in this picture)

So the other day vanilla wanted to pick y'all up separately and forgot to include ermys (I cannot type his name) and he wanted to y'all to rate it

Ah... be more careful next time... /silly

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I want to pick you all up not at the same time yeah but but not souljam of destruction I don't like em

This can be me by the way I tried on pure vanilla And forgot the triangle things Y'all can rate it though(I do not care)

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hello

it is I, the Light of Volition. I wish to hear cookiekind's stories, seeing as I have missed many years. so, tell me of your great tales, please.

[funkyfoxolotl]

DAY ONE OF SOUL JAM WEEK!!!

truth and deceit!

abundance and freedom are here for moral support

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hey, Layn looked nice, so i was gonna tell them! -Abundance

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a general review of Bionicle

yes, you are reading that correctly, a Soul Jam is reviewing the Lego franchise Bionicle. Well, specific things in bionicle, as reviewing the whole series would take far too long.

First things first, Makuta. His plan, while still a failure in the end, was quite solid. He had one goal: take over the great spirit robot and become the matoran's god. And he did achieve it for a short period before being defeated by the great spirit Mata Nui. However, if he had been more proactive and willing to do things himself, his victory would have been far faster.

and also. The Bohrok figure neck thing is very meditative, I highly recommend investing in a Bohrok of your own.

-sincerely, Layn, Light of Truth

I will continue my review tomorrow

[thesouljams]

a continued review of Bionicle

todays subject: the mask of time

the mask of time is a mask that looks like hole cheese, its color is inconsistently either orange or gold, it only covers half its wearers face, and NEVER WORKS, EVER.

the mask of time is dogshit, I hate it, and if it even ends up in my sight again I will call Timekeeper

[thesouljams]

today's Bionicle review issssss: Kapura

"who's Kapura" you may ask, seeing as he's in one game that isn't talked about much.

Kapura is a fire matoran who taught himself to walk so slowly he can teleport. He never becomes a Toa and it angers me to no end, he rightfully earned becoming a Toa with his shear determination.

that is all, sincerely Layn, Light of Truth

[thesouljams]

a general review of Bionicle

yes, you are reading that correctly, a Soul Jam is reviewing the Lego franchise Bionicle. Well, specific things in bionicle, as reviewing the whole series would take far too long.

First things first, Makuta. His plan, while still a failure in the end, was quite solid. He had one goal: take over the great spirit robot and become the matoran's god. And he did achieve it for a short period before being defeated by the great spirit Mata Nui. However, if he had been more proactive and willing to do things himself, his victory would have been far faster.

and also. The Bohrok figure neck thing is very meditative, I highly recommend investing in a Bohrok of your own.

-sincerely, Layn, Light of Truth

I will continue my review tomorrow

[thesouljams]

a continued review of Bionicle

todays subject: the mask of time

the mask of time is a mask that looks like hole cheese, its color is inconsistently either orange or gold, it only covers half its wearers face, and NEVER WORKS, EVER.

the mask of time is dogshit, I hate it, and if it even ends up in my sight again I will call Timekeeper

[thesouljams]

a general review of Bionicle

yes, you are reading that correctly, a Soul Jam is reviewing the Lego franchise Bionicle. Well, specific things in bionicle, as reviewing the whole series would take far too long.

First things first, Makuta. His plan, while still a failure in the end, was quite solid. He had one goal: take over the great spirit robot and become the matoran's god. And he did achieve it for a short period before being defeated by the great spirit Mata Nui. However, if he had been more proactive and willing to do things himself, his victory would have been far faster.

and also. The Bohrok figure neck thing is very meditative, I highly recommend investing in a Bohrok of your own.

-sincerely, Layn, Light of Truth

I will continue my review tomorrow

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my dearest sugar angels...

Emrys has discovered a drink known as "cucumber Gatorade" and has managed to down three of them in under a minute, we are collectively horrified of this ability. please advise.

-lovingly, Bliss, Light of Happiness

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Okayyyeeeee i have a question Emrysssssss EMMY can I call you Emmy... IM CALLING YOU EMMY okay anyways, ANYWAYS

If you ate food, what kind of weird combination would you eat? Cuz I LOOOOOVE spicey, REALLY spicey pickles topped with CHUNKY peanut butter :3

~🐺🍓

hmmmm....

hmmmmmmmmmm.....

okay well maybe its not weird for most cookies, but its definitely weird for the Spicelands, but I really want to try pancakes with chocolate spread. I love it here and all, but its all spicy food all the time, it gets a bit same-y.

[thesouljams]

Dearest Fools

why in the name of the witches does it seem that everycookie wants Shadow Milk Cookie CARNALY?????

I have never reacted so harshly to a drawing before in my life however I would like a litter of bleach poured upon me

insincerely, Eye, Light of Deceit

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cookies of tumblr, ive got a question

okay dont tell the others im posting here, but its Emrys, i know i should be resting but something really strange happened

so, i was doing what i usually do while Spice is asleep, building my dreamscapes, running around as various animals, and then this like, moon lady showed up? she just kind of hung out, watching, but is this normal or did i really just mess myself up trying to hold that cookie form for so long????

[thesouljams]

Dear viewers

please do NOT mention our "main timeline" counterparts actions, we are all quite repulsed by how little they care for their holders, and in all honesty, I hate them with all my being.

-Layn, Light of Truth

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Addressing the Light of Change's prior post.

we apologize for any confusion caused by Emrys's use of their cookie projection. The ability to create and use these "avatars" is still a new development, and Emrys did not take well to being told not to use it too often. They are alright, however their power has been massively depleted due to the extended use of the projection (apparently they had not stopped using it since we discovered the ability several days ago) and they are not going to be posting for a while. Emrys also would like me to say they believe it was "100% so worth it"

-Light of Truth, on behalf of the Soul Jams.

[thesouljams]

Emrys, you better thank the Witches I am on the other side of Crispia right now or I would actually crumble you.

we agreed to explain the issue as a GROUP. but noooooo, SOMEONE had to post a video of themself dancing.

we WILL be having a discussion about this and I am not afraid to bring our holders into this.

Lovingly, Bliss, the Light of Happiness