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introducing ourselves (updated lore)

please do use the Ancient Light's chosen names, I've found they are more likely to cooperate with questions if you do. - Apathy

yeah, be lazy, but not that lazy. - Sloth

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THROW FIRE AT PEOPLE, EAT A WHOLE LEMON, CUSS OUT YOUR BOSS.

BECOME UNGOVERABLE

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(techincally a Tiktok comment, but asks are asks)

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Truth Reviews: Warden by Sonar Studios

hello everyone! Vanilla Orchid Cookie, better known as Light of Truth, here to review a game called "Warden" on Roblox.

(note, I have personal hate for roblox as a corporation, mostly their owners, this is a review of a game housed on the platform not the platform itself.)

Warden is a round based team horror, up to eight players per team, and from what I know an infinitely scaling amount of rounds (though I've barely made it past trial 20 myself, Sweet Pepper Cookie kind of carries our team-)

the objective is to destroy corruption while avoiding corrupted creatures, each of them having unique abilities and properties.

favorite corruption to deal with: Paragon, I find the challenge fun

least favorite corruption: leach thing, I hate them, so much. Or the draconic mini boss from Hell

favorite corrupted: the beetle thing who's name I can never remember, it doesn't even take hp, it just steals some of your Sols (money)

least favorite corrupted: the trial 20 boss, and the subsequent powered up trial 30 overseer, that thing is EVIL.

that has been the Truth Review.

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Hello my dearies

I would like to remind the hard workers of cookiekind that rest is not optional. Whether it be naps taken throughout your day, or a continuous sleep, rest is essential for your happiness.

lovingly, Sugar Moth Cookie, Light of Sloth

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For deceit I guess:

Hey deceit I made this of your owner and it's a redesign I made in a g a c h a mod called g a c h a nebula

My favorite screenshot of his little face and I didn't add the Stars yet but I did in his redesign which I did not get a full screenshot of

(also in his redesign yes it's a little diamond things where the wrong color so I had to make a match the blue star thing that's meant to be the little diamond I guess I suppose)

(I made the design myself+ this is how to get a screenshot while you're still in the mod: one hold one top bottom corner it's not a corner but the top two that automatically opens assistant Google Assistant three ask Google Assistant to open YouTube then you swipe out of YouTube and you get a screenshot if you're on iPhone you can just tap the top volume button and power off button to take a screenshot I think that's it I don't know)

hm....

this is... passable.

yes, good job, user "pvcwashere", good job

insincerely, Deceit

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sorry for our brief hiatus

hello cookiekind! As the standing representative for the SoulJams I must apologize for our absence the past few months. We've been quite busy with some important things, but I can assure you we will try to post more, and answer any questions you may have for us.

sincerely, Silk Spider Cookie, the Light of Volition Apathy

(Ooc: I was busy with summer school and rewriting most of my au)

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hello

it is I, the Light of Apathy. I wish to hear cookiekind's stories, seeing as I have missed many years. so, tell me of your great tales, please.

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a general review of Bionicle

yes, you are reading that correctly, a Soul Jam is reviewing the Lego franchise Bionicle. Well, specific things in bionicle, as reviewing the whole series would take far too long.

First things first, Makuta. His plan, while still a failure in the end, was quite solid. He had one goal: take over the great spirit robot and become the matoran's god. And he did achieve it for a short period before being defeated by the great spirit Mata Nui. However, if he had been more proactive and willing to do things himself, his victory would have been far faster.

and also. The Bohrok figure neck thing is very meditative, I highly recommend investing in a Bohrok of your own.

-sincerely, Layn, Light of Truth

I will continue my review tomorrow

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a continued review of Bionicle

todays subject: the mask of time

the mask of time is a mask that looks like hole cheese, its color is inconsistently either orange or gold, it only covers half its wearers face, and NEVER WORKS, EVER.

the mask of time is dogshit, I hate it, and if it even ends up in my sight again I will call Timekeeper

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today's Bionicle review issssss: Kapura

"who's Kapura" you may ask, seeing as he's in one game that isn't talked about much.

Kapura is a fire matoran who taught himself to walk so slowly he can teleport. He never becomes a Toa and it angers me to no end, he rightfully earned becoming a Toa with his shear determination.

that is all, sincerely Vanilla Orchid Cookie, Light of Truth

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a general review of Bionicle

yes, you are reading that correctly, a Soul Jam is reviewing the Lego franchise Bionicle. Well, specific things in bionicle, as reviewing the whole series would take far too long.

First things first, Makuta. His plan, while still a failure in the end, was quite solid. He had one goal: take over the great spirit robot and become the matoran's god. And he did achieve it for a short period before being defeated by the great spirit Mata Nui. However, if he had been more proactive and willing to do things himself, his victory would have been far faster.

and also. The Bohrok figure neck thing is very meditative, I highly recommend investing in a Bohrok of your own.

-sincerely, Layn, Light of Truth

I will continue my review tomorrow

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a continued review of Bionicle

todays subject: the mask of time

the mask of time is a mask that looks like hole cheese, its color is inconsistently either orange or gold, it only covers half its wearers face, and NEVER WORKS, EVER.

the mask of time is dogshit, I hate it, and if it even ends up in my sight again I will call Timekeeper

[thesouljams]

a general review of Bionicle

yes, you are reading that correctly, a Soul Jam is reviewing the Lego franchise Bionicle. Well, specific things in bionicle, as reviewing the whole series would take far too long.

First things first, Makuta. His plan, while still a failure in the end, was quite solid. He had one goal: take over the great spirit robot and become the matoran's god. And he did achieve it for a short period before being defeated by the great spirit Mata Nui. However, if he had been more proactive and willing to do things himself, his victory would have been far faster.

and also. The Bohrok figure neck thing is very meditative, I highly recommend investing in a Bohrok of your own.

-sincerely, Vanilla Orchid Cookie, Light of Truth

I will continue my review tomorrow

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my dearest sugar angels...

Solar Spice Cookue has discovered a drink known as "cucumber Gatorade" and has managed to down three of them in under a minute, we are collectively horrified of this ability. please advise.

-lovingly, Sugar Moth Cookie, Light of Sloth

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Okayyyeeeee i have a question Emrysssssss EMMY can I call you Emmy... IM CALLING YOU EMMY okay anyways, ANYWAYS

If you ate food, what kind of weird combination would you eat? Cuz I LOOOOOVE spicey, REALLY spicey pickles topped with CHUNKY peanut butter :3

~🐺🍓

hmmmm....

hmmmmmmmmmm.....

okay well maybe its not weird for most cookies, but its definitely weird for the Spicelands, but I really want to try pancakes with chocolate spread. I love it here and all, but its all spicy food all the time, it gets a bit same-y.

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Dearest Fools

why in the name of the witches does it seem that everycookie wants Shadow Milk Cookie CARNALY?????

I have never reacted so harshly to a drawing before in my life however I would like a litter of bleach poured upon me

insincerely, Blueberry Wolf Cookie, Light of Deceit

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cookies of tumblr, ive got a question

okay dont tell the others im posting here, but its Destruction, i know i should be resting but something really strange happened

so, i was doing what i usually do while Spice is asleep, building my dreamscapes, running around as various animals, and then this like, moon lady showed up? she just kind of hung out, watching, but is this normal or did i really just mess myself up trying to hold that cookie form for so long????

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Apologies for our absence!

some... circumstances have been preventing us from posting. and while we cant divulge much just yet, these new circumstances will make posting on this website far easier.

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We have discovered "Strawpage"

link: SoulJam strawpage