Cristina Yang @thesoulsurgeon - Tumblr Blog

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Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

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2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

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3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

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4. Can post into the void and no one will read it

5. Memes

6. Gay

7. Recipes

8. Vaguely relatable stuff

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bless this show

theconcealedweapon

Some people can lift 200 pounds. But if they carried it everywhere they went for an entire day without ever putting it down, they’d severely tear their muscles and cause permanent damage to their body.

Some people can enter a 140° car in the summer to get something out of the car. But if they stayed in the car, they’d die from the heat.

Some people can hold their breath underwater for 30 seconds. But if they tried to go scuba diving without the necessary gear, they’d drown.

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

So why do people assume that if someone can walk for a few seconds, they don’t need a wheelchair?

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sistertaxon

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

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i mean you aint wrong

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Can I please get a new nurse?

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how is this a universal experience?

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male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

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The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

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that’s not a crow, it’s a jackdaw, the adult jackdaw has silver blue eyes. not only are crows larger, they also don’t have the silver grey hood you can see on the side of this bird’s face (hooded crows have a much paler grey)

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I got the fiddles in the back 🎻💪🏾

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YO THIS BLEW UP ON TWITTER

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AND LIL NAS X RETWEETED ME!

besottedmoon

THATS SO FUCKIN GOOD

astrolightyear

When a planet falls in the…

1st House: it becomes part of your persona

2nd House: it is made insecure

3rd House: it is expressed in your communication

4th House: it is made private

5th House: it colors your self-expression and creativity

6th House: it needs daily work

7th House: it is projected onto others

8th House: it is kept secret

9th House: it colors your worldview

10th House: it is made public

11th House: it will continually improve

12th House: it is neglected

knifenymph

if you are seeing this, you are going to prosper. you are experiencing a new part of your life where you will bloom into a better version of yourself and flourish. abundance is coming your way; love is coming your way; peace and clarity are coming your way. you have nothing to fear and even less to worry about. the darkness around you has been the soil and you are now getting ready to sprout. you are going to prosper

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me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

sheabutterbitch

Wow

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"It is with a profoundly heavy heart that we report that this morning we lost Cameron," a spokesperson said on behalf of the Boyce family. "He passed away in his sleep due to a seizure which was a result of an ongoing medical condition for which he was being treated. The world is now undoubtedly without one of its brightest lights, but his spirit will live on through the kindness and compassion of all who knew and loved him.”

- quote from the article