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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink
You Won't Be Alone (2022)
I love all of your stories what happened to the spideychelle ceo au? it doesn't work.
Hi, I know this is a VERY old message and I will apologize for never seeing it and answering.
Iām currently in the process to fix things here. Here is the fic now on AO3:Ā https://archiveofourown.org/series/1709155
Enjoy!
A Bit Tangled Up
a tale as old as time
five things peter loses in apartment 335B
perfect imperfect
reblog and fixed the link
Midtown Mercenary
reblog and fixed the link
hey
soooooo the links arenāt working idk why bc i did have them there but iāll fix them just message me about it or dm me iām never online anymore and everything is in queue.
donāt get upset or anything about it pls.
also some of the descriptions in fics are too long to add and my bad....
Midtown Mercenary
Rude CollectionĀ Rated T |Ā Words: 7,256
āIāve been in love with you since I was eighteen,ā Peter slurs, peering into the cup, back out at the pool, at the party inside, at nearly anything but her face.
Lust, CautionĀ Rated E | Words:Ā 14,392
Michelle and Peter are friends. Best friends. Only friends. Late one night, Peter unintentionally catching Michelle in a compromising position during her, ahem, personal and preferably private āsessions.ā He realizes that Michelle talking in her sleep and not closing doors all the way is a deadly combination.
Or alternately, Peter passes by Michelleās room door left slightly open one night and catches her masturbating and he loses his shit.
Café Con Leche Rated E | Words: 12,648
And suddenly, it dawns on Michelle on that sheās naked. On that she feels just as bare, vulnerable, and exposed as she looks. She recalls how she fell in this predicament.
But she isnāt shy. She isnāt coy; she knows what she wants. And sheās loud and outspoken and her teeth graze the thin tissue shell of his ear when she teases him, whispering, āI want to fuck you.ā
Trick or Tr(eat Me Out)Ā Rated M |Ā Words: 1,132
Michelle steals Peterās spidey suit for a party and he gets seriously turned on because hello tight suit. They sneak away somewhere and he tries to top but of course, MJ cant have that tonight and webs Peter up.
Really Slow MotionĀ Rated E |Ā Words: 11,122
āWait. Are you⦠Are you seriously hard right now?ā Peterās face explodes in a guilty blush.
Michelle laughs, completely unexpecting. āYou, Parker,ā and she kisses his cheek in apology, āare a kinky bastard, huh?ā
CovetousĀ Rated E |Ā Words: 4,128
Peter decides in his smug mind to āforgetā to hang up when answering the phone at an inappropriate time. Kind of kinky Spideychelle smut. Also, Flashās boyfriend asks Michelle for advise.
Really Slow Motion Updated!
perfect imperfect
It Started As a Joke and Now Itās My LifeĀ
oops sorry link didn't work. my bad.
It Started As a Joke and Now It's My LifeĀ
tug, boatĀ
fic about mj and peter having kids??
this took me so long to fill i am so sorry for that. iām also sorry if this isnāt what you wanted :o also this is my first post with my new url, so thatās cool. but here! have est. relationship!spideychelle and kid(s)!
peter and mj have a kid on accident
itās not that they have sex without protection and mj ends up pregnant. itās actually quite different than that.
you see, mjās sister has been a single mother for several years to the most adorable little boy, andrew. heās eight years old and he loves to read and play soccer and dungeons and dragons. heās a big fan of math but not of science. heās the second tallest kid in his class, and heās incredibly proud of the fact. he also happens to be mjās favorite nephew (also her only one but thatās beside the point) and peterās favorite eight year old
so when her sister gets shipped off on active duty across the seas, it makes sense that mj and peter would take care of andrew for the year and a half her sister is gone
it makes sense but mj doesnāt even think about the fact that sheās going to have to say goodbye to her sister and andrew is going to have to say goodbye to his mother. and itās scary. because her safety isnāt guaranteed
so the first few weeks are incredibly hard. there are lots of tears shed in the jones-parker household. most nights mj has to hold andrew until he stops crying. and then sheāll walk back to her and peterās room and cry into his arms for thirty minutes until sheās so tired she falls asleep. he just kisses her forehead and hugs her tightly
and it doesnāt seem like itās going to get better. andrew is always sad. he doesnāt want to go to school. he doesnāt want to hang out with his friends. he just wants to sit in his room and cry and read
so one day, three weeks into andrewās stay, michelle walks into andrewās new room (a guest bedroom theyād converted) and hands him a book.Ā āthis was your momās favorite when she was your age. i thought youād like to read it.ā
he takes it, tentatively. and thanks her in a quiet voice. she leaves and then thatās it for the day. he stays in his room reading and doesnāt come out except to eat dinner, which he still does in silence
but then the next day when michelle is driving them back from school, andrew asks, quietly,Ā āwhat does raucous mean?ā and itās adorable because he says it ra-coo-us instead of raw-cuss and she canāt help but chuckle a bit
but then she looks in the rearview mirror so she can meet his eye and she smiles.Ā āit meansā¦loud and unpleasant. like screeching.ā
he nods, smiling a bit. and it feels like progress
and then the next night andrew decides to read his book in the living room. michelle and peter grab hands and try to contain their excitement
then two days later, andrew asks them questions and discusses the book heās reading with mj and asks about other ones he can read
and he asks peter if he wants to play go fish and peterās soul ascends to heaven.
slowly, very slowly, but surely, they become like a family. about three months into everything, andrew is animatedly telling them about his day and what jokes his teacher made
and they try to call mjās sister whenever they can, which is usually about once every two weeks. they all gather in front of peterās desktop computer (lol, the nerd) and their skype sessions usually end in tears, but theyāre most used to it now
and mj and peter really love having andrew. both of them were a little hesitant at first. (āare we ready to take care of a child? like an actual human child?āĀ āmj, itās going to be fine. weāre responsible adults.āĀ āour goldfish died after three days!ā) but now that andrew is living with them, they love it. they love having a child around and hearing about all the exciting things he does and being able to teach him things and shape who heās becoming
they feel like heās their child. when they take him to the movies or to dinner or to an amusement park, it feels like theyāre a family. once, someone tells peter that his son is so much like him and peter almost starts crying
and then mjās sister comes back and everyone is ecstatic. and then andrew goes back to live with his mom and peter and mj feel his loss in the house. his room remains untouched after he clears out all his stuff and dinner is a lot more silent
and then, one night, when dinner is too quiet for either of them, peter asks tentatively,Ā āmj, do you want to have a kid?ā
and she stands up quickly and rushes over to him, pushing his chair back so she can sit in his lap and kiss him senseless. she manages to mumble outĀ āyesā a few times as they grab at each other frantically
so they start trying for a child. and since theyāre impatient as people, they get frustrated when mj gets her period two weeks after that first night. so, never ones to be outdone. they start trying a lot. like, a lot. and all over their house. in the shower, on their kitchen counter, on the couch, on the floor by their bed that one time they just couldnāt wait
and then, three months later, mjās late and she takes a test that comes back positive. but they donāt want to get their hopes up. but then her period doesnāt come for a month and theyāre definitely positive now and they announce it at her familyās reunion
everyone hugs them tightly, offering congratulations and advice. and then andrew comes up to hug them. heās ten now. heās doing very well. heās an avid reader. and he hugs them tightly, whispering that his cousin is going to be so lucky with parents like them
and it means so much more coming from him. so mj might shed a few tears. but thatās beside the point. what matters is that she and peter are going to have a child. and that child is going to get to know mjās sister and andrew and tony stark and pepper potts and aunt may
aunt may who, when they told her over dinner, burst into tears and pulled them into the longest and most breathtaking (literally) hug either of them have every experienced
and this time theyāre going to have a kid on purpose. definitely on purpose this time.