LexMalaLexNulla

18+ She/Her or They/Them AroAce Culturally Jewish, Religiously Aethiest

[thestarlightfae]

The being was in the midst of being remade. Observing that it contained the words “as it's hero,” I went to correct “it's” to “its.” Before I could, though, Grammarly leapt forward, crying out, “You must correct your pronoun usage!” In Grammarly's almighty wisdom, it confidently informed me, “It should be as's.”

[thestarlightfae]

My grandfather just sent me a text asking me if I was familiar with the story of Hannah Kosan. HE MEANT HANAKO-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

💀

[thestarlightfae]

A transgender superhero (S) who is not out yet, captured b their archenemies (A) who is giving an evil monologue. S gets so annoyed at A degradingly calling them 'little boy' so they interrupt A's monologue, shouting and shouts out that they are a girl. A pauses, backs up and continues from where they left off calling them 'little girl' in a degrading tone.

@bettinalevyisdetermined thoughts?

[thestarlightfae]

Click or Treat! *surprise Bettina jumpscare!*

I'm in the northern hemisphere, so I was cold last night, and while I did see a restaurant capitalizing on that with hot chocolate, I didn't have cash with me. Also, imo, paying for sweets goes against the spirit of Halloween. So have some hot coco and stay toasty! Happy Halloween Bettina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thestarlightfae]

Briar Valley Color Meaning Headcanon

Poem heavily based on the one from Cassandra Clare's shadow hunter series.

Black for hunting through the night

Crimson for those who fight.

White for final goodbyes,

Flame for when the dead rise.

Violet for a wedding gown,

And red to call enchantment down.

Lavender for the one who deceives,

Blue mends our broken hearts.

Gray for knowledge best untold,

Bone for that which cannot be controlled.

Rose for that which is adored,

Gold banners when the lost are restored.

Silver for the palace towers,

And bronze to wield forgotten powers.

[thestarlightfae]

TWST Height and Weight

Height is canon. Weight is head canon. Weight is in imperial cause I am American. I can add metric too if anyone wants it though.

TW: Eating disorder mentioned

Riddle Rosehearts

Height: 5'3 (160)

Weight: 109

Malnourished from his mother.

Trey

Height: 5'11 (183)

Weight: 179

On the slightly heavier side. Muscular.

Cater

Height: 5'9 (167)

Weight: 127

Prefers to stay just on the edge of being malnourished. Looks better on camera.

Ace

Height: 5'8 (172)

Weight:

Deuce

Height: 5'8 (173)

Weight: 145

On the lighter side. Didn't want his mother to be hungry so he skipped meals sometimes before. Eating more at NRC due to Trey's baking.

Leona

Height: 6'1 (185)

Weight: 163

Sometimes doesn't feel like eating (depression).

Ruggie

Height: 5'7 (171)

Weight: 117

Malnourished. Gained weight since coming to NRC but still underweight.

Jack

Height: 6'4 (192)

Weight: 201

On the heavier side. Muscular.

Azul Ashengrotto

Height: 5'9 (167)

Weight: 104

Eating disorder

Jade

Height: 6'3 (190)

Weight: 164

Fast Metabolism

Floyd

Height: 6'3 (191)

Weight: 157

Sometimes skips meals cause he 'isn't in the mood'

Kalim

Height: 5'6 (173)

Weight: 123

Anxiety over poison & forgets to eat (ADHD)

Jamil

Height: 5'9 (179)

Weight: 152

Anxiety over poison & forgets to eat (Busy)

Vil

Height: 6'0 (183)

Weight: 145

Needs to keep figure for work

Rook

Height: 5'10 (177)

Weight: 135

Forgets to eat.

Epel

Height: 5'1 (156)

Weight: 101

Doesn't like Pomefiore's food. To bland. Eats as much as can stomach. Often still hungry.

Idia

Height: 6'0 (183)

Weight: 116

Forgets to eat a lot.

Ortho

Height: 4'8 (148)

Doesn't eat.

Malleus

Height: 6'4 (193)

Weight: 201

Horns weigh about 8 pounds.

Lilia

Height: 5'2 (158)

Weight: 108

Occasionally forgets to eat.

Silver

Height: 5'9 (167)

Weight: 133

Sleeps through meals.

Sebek

Height: 6'2 (188)

Weight: 193

Big eater.

[thestarlightfae]

I finally finished book 7 and with it my in universe analysis on Malleus' UM. Thank you @raven-at-the-writing-desk for all the analysis you posted as it helped me shape this.

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Sebek dreams about a world where Lilia is not losing his power. Where the diafam are all happy and healthy. Epel dreams about being muscular. Kalim dreams about going to school alongside Jamil in a world where they really are friends. Jade dreams about a world where he gets to explore all of nature with Azul and Floyd by his side. Azul dreams about a world where he was never bullied, where he excels at sports and is praised for his skills. Ruggie dreams of a world where Leona set up a school for Hyenas where everything is free. A world where his life and the life of the others in the slums have been dramatically improved. All of these are base desires that they have, brought to life by the dream. Ace dreams of a world where Yuu can go between Twisted Wonderland and Earth freely. Trey dreams of a world where others can enjoy his baking infinitely and where Riddle found happiness. They are relatively simple and follow the dream formula provided in-game.

Riddle dreams of a world in which his parents love him and he is able to experience things he wasn’t able to before. His parents are not mages, and likewise he is not either, meaning that there is no reason for him to have constantly been forced to study. He is rebellious and is constantly breaking rules and seems to hate learning. This seems to be a result of his desire to experience that which he missed out on. He wants to play with his friends all day and eat all the sugar he can. In conclusion, while it may show up in a very unorthodox manner, Riddle’s dream does still fit within the parameters of the dream formula

Vil and Jamil both have similar dreams. Vil is a world famous actor and Jamil is a wealthy heir. The interesting thing about their dreams is that the people they say they hate are in them: Neige for Vil and Kalim for Jamil. I think this stems from their desires for superiority. Vil believed that he is less than Neige, so having Neige groveling beneath him, less than the dirt on his shoes, gives him satisfaction. Jamil meanwhile has grown up being told that he is less than Kalim and the rest of the Asim family. Having Kalim as his servant is a way for him to truly be above Kalim not only in ability but in status. The one he was forced to grovel for now grovels for him.

Rook dreams of a world where Neige and Vil are very close friends and go to RSA together. In this dream he is still in Savanclaw. His dream is shown to be very detailed. I believe that he is still in Savanclaw because without Vil to influence him to move to Pomefiore he would have to reason too. Rook greatly admires both Vil and Neige, and to see them together would be a dream come true, Additionally, Rook sees how much Vil hurts himself over his jealousy of Niege and if they are friends this will not happen. I think that the fact that Rook is not part of their friendship makes sense. He would not have met Vil if Vil had not gone to NRC, and he only met Neige through the VDC. He has no reason to know them, so he is not friends with them. Rook is an observer. He sees so much, but he doesn’t tend to interfere. For him, just witnessing beauty is enough. He does not need to be with Vil or Neige., Having them be happy is enough to bring him happiness. And in a world where he never met Vil, he does not know of the friendship he is missing out on.

Floyd’s dream is a little more complicated. He is offered many possibilities of happiness that lead to great success for him based on his different interests. The thing is, Floyd thrives on the unpredictability of reality. Unlike Leona and Lilia (who we will get to later) though, his dream does not offer him these. I believe this is because Floyd can only imagine so much. The chaos of life he lives in is caused by the unpredictable nature of others actions. If their actions are controlled by his imagination, they become much more predictable. A dream is limited to what your mind can come up with. 

Deuce dreams of a world where everyone is delinquents at NRC, and the dorms function as gangs. Many people (from my understanding) found this to be upsetting as Deuce has clearly expressed a disdain for his delinquent ways. That being said, we see how much Deuce struggles with school and we see him once again take the easy way out by making a contract with Azul in book 3. Deuce is strong, but not book-smart. In a world where NRC runs on gang-violence, it stands to reason that physical power would play a large role in the rest of the world too. Deuce decided he did not want to be a delinquent anymore because he made his mother cry over his choices. This would not have happened though if physical fights were commonplace to determine one’s place in society. Deuce’s dream lets him make his mom happy, and take the easy way out. He does not need to struggle with being good, with being smart, he can just use his fists to solve the problem. His dream takes his desire for the easy road that is shown in book three and his desire to make his mom proud that is shown throughout the game and combines them into one.

Cater on the other hand dreams of being the head of Heartslabyul. What makes this particularly interesting is that he specifically states at the end of his dream that he has no desire to be housewarden. My take on Cater’s dream is that it stems from Cater’s desire to be liked. When Cater arrives at the courtroom everyone cheers for him. With how he is with magicam, I think he wants to been seen but is scared to show his true self. I think that Malleus’ magic took his desire to be seen as a desire for attention–Which Cater typically portrays it as too–and put him in a position where he would be admired and praised. I also think it is interesting how Trey and Riddle are kinder(?) to him then canon. He comments when Riddle and Trey call out to him that they would not do so in real life. We see Trey complain in canon about Cater not opening up to him, so I believed that this shows that Cater wants to be closer to Trey and Riddle, but he does not know how. He is scared of getting hurt.

Leona and Lilia’s dreams are the most complicated. While the game states that the dreams are supposed to be pain-free, both of their dreams involve them losing people they love. I believe that their dreams include this because it is based on one's imagination. Lilia knows that had Malleus’ parents lived he would not have gotten to raise Silver. He cannot imagine a world where they survive and where he gets his current family. Likewise, Farena and Cheka are parts of Leona’s lives that are so deeply ingrained that he cannot imagine a world where he is king without their deaths.

Ultimately, my in-universe explanation for Malleus magic is that it takes a desire they have and combines it with how Malleus believes that desire would be fulfilled to create a dream. But, it also can only do what the person can believe. So if someone cannot see themself being happy even when they get all they want (Leona) they won’t be. It depends on the imagination, the stronger the imagination is the less happy the dream is because imagination is based on reality and they cannot abide by wishy-washy dream logic for their happily ever after.

[thestarlightfae]

TWST Guest Room Item Spreadsheet

Hello everyone! I made a spreadsheet that lists all the possible (permeant) guest room items as well as their materials, and has another tab where you can put how much you have of every material and what you want. It will tell you how much more of a material you need to make everything and if you do not have enough it will be highlighted yellow. If I made a mistake somewhere or missed an item please comment on this post to let me know and I will fix/add it.

Here is the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xHe5LTZyKuVXTArtU5MjRrTlqeVXOE2uWZCjYG1D14s/edit?usp=sharing

@raven-at-the-writing-desk @yuurei20 could you two please reblog this so people actually see it? Thank you!

[thestarlightfae]

Hello everyone! I have added all the limited items and all card items.

[thestarlightfae]

TWST Guest Room Item Spreadsheet

Hello everyone! I made a spreadsheet that lists all the possible (permeant) guest room items as well as their materials, and has another tab where you can put how much you have of every material and what you want. It will tell you how much more of a material you need to make everything and if you do not have enough it will be highlighted yellow. If I made a mistake somewhere or missed an item please comment on this post to let me know and I will fix/add it.

Here is the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xHe5LTZyKuVXTArtU5MjRrTlqeVXOE2uWZCjYG1D14s/edit?usp=sharing

@raven-at-the-writing-desk @yuurei20 could you two please reblog this so people actually see it? Thank you!

[thestarlightfae]

Wait. In the Middle Ages you could be considered a witch if you were a smart woman, a woman living alone, and woman generally doing anything aside from having and easing children. If witches were spawn of Satan and/or made contracts with him, doesn’t that mean that he was encouraging them to be smart and independent? Does this mean Satan is a feminist?

[thestarlightfae]

Misc. Twst Headcanons (Live Post)

Lilia is half redcap.

Sam's great-great grandfather that Lilia mentions he knows in chapter 6 of Phantom Bride is a fae.

[transguydeuce]

queer twst headcanons pt 7: diasomnia

OKAY HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTS THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG FUCKIN POST

first. we must establish fae genderisms.

(if you wanna just scroll to the headcanons for the lads tho feel free)

i think fae have around 3 “sexes”. i say “around 3” “sexes” bc science has proven repeatedly that sex is way more complicated than it seems lol. anyway i think fae have majority intersexed individuals with some female and some male. this definitely means that there’s not really a gender binary to trans around in, and fae don’t have the same concepts of trans and cisgender that we do. plus the fact that most fae, including both male and female (which here i’m referring purely to whether they produce egg or sperm) have a range of traits that are traditionally viewed by humans as gendered aka breasts, external/internal genitalia, etc. i would say body hair also but tbh i don’t think they have any, baul’s beard looks more like scales or horns to me and unless i’m wrong i don’t think we’ve ever seen a fae with body hair.

i would almost hesitate to say that fae are mammalian but they do have some hair as well as boobs (thank u meleanor for screwing w my fae biology headcanon /j) and it’s also known that they r capable of creating hybrid offspring w humans so they have to be closely related enough to humans to do that so they are mammals, my thought is just that they have adapted to live in environments with higher magic. that’s why they’re typically more magically gifted yet it’s more dangerous for them to be without it (cough cough glomas cough cough) ALSO. BECAUSE THEY LAY EGGS, FAE ARE BASICALLY MONOTREMES. HAVE FUN WITH THAT.

anyway it's impossible to tell what bits a fae has just from looking at them. so they don’t really get assigned a gender at birth and therefore they don’t really have the same concepts of cis and trans that we do. personally, i hc that "he" is the default gender-neutral pronoun most fae use. that is all thank you for your time now ON TO THE HEADCANONS

malleus: personally hc him as intersex :) doesn’t really understand human concepts of gender, but is curious about it since arriving at night raven. he doesn’t really know what an “all boys” school is especially because some of his classmates r definitely not all boy. (he thinks that’s neat though.) dressed masculine primarily for convenience and would have no complaints wearing a gown. he/him pronouns bc it's the default fae pronoun and that’s what he grew up with but after interacting more with humans he enjoys a she or they from time to time. gender is like a fascinating human custom to him. also i love the hc that he’s pan bc he’s attracted to player character regardless of gender so i’m sticking to that

sebek: [just insert the entire knuckles pronouns comic here]

ok all jokes aside he uses he/him as well, and thinks that that’s the default for everyone. the most important human in his young life was his dad who is also he/him so naturally sebek gets very confused when humans have more than one gender. most likely finds out more after asking about why epel doesn’t like being mistook for a girl (uh oh) he concludes he must be a guy cuz he’s big and strong (epel what have you done). i don’t really have a read on sebek’s sexuality and i don’t think he does either tbh.

lilia: THEE genderqueer just look at him. she is genderfuck incarnate. he’s on that immortal vampire gender. he’s on that ftmtftmtftmtftmtf type shit. a different pronoun set each day. throw some neopronouns in and stir the pot. basically he’s genderfluid. gendergas even. she’s traveled all around the world, if you think he didn’t pick up all the different genders like a crow hoarding shiny objects you would be wrong. if you ask them directly they’d probably say their gender is gamer (to be hip with the kids). also a bisexual king and definitely had a thing for meleanor and her husband there is no doubt in my mind.

silver: well he was raised by lilia so….. afab doesn’t really apply to him. he grew up in briar valley and was never assigned a gender besides the default pronoun “he”. when he’s older lilia probably teaches him a bit about human culture and asks silver what he feels like doing and i think he’d most likely go on t, partially for gender feels and also partially to build muscle mass and be a better royal guard lmao. his gender is knight boyprincess. no i shall not explain. i think he’s sex-neutral grey ace that’s just the vibes i get from him

[thestarlightfae]

Helluva Boss Season 2 Episode 11 Mastermind spoilers below the cut

"I've ruled the endless dark Since long before the golden angel's fall"

Does this mean that Satan is the true leader of hell and Lucifer only took over when he fell? If that is the case it would probably mean that Satan was the most powerful being in Hell prior to Lucifer's fall. That would make Satan the logical second in command, and this seems to be the case with Satan is in change while Lucifer is dealing with Hazbin Hotel's plot. It also provides an explanation for Satan acts as judge, jury, and executioner, and for why despite disagreeing with his decision Ozzie and Bee don't push back more against his verdicts regarding Blitzø and Stolas.

Edit: Apparently, Vivzie made a tweet that said Satan was lying about this.

[thestarlightfae]

Do you all ever zone out as you get into the bathroom and zone back in a minute or so later and realize that you are brushing teeth rather than using the toilet?

[randomtwstuff]

TWST Character Heights

I’m doing this cause I can.

Malleus: 202cm (6'8") - 192cm (6'4") w/out horns Jack: 192cm (6'4") Floyd: 191cm (6'3") Jade: 190cm (6'3") Sebek: 188cm (6'2") Leona: 186cm (6'1") Vil: 183cm (6'0") - 196cm (6'5") w/ heels Idia: 183cm (6'0") Trey: 181cm (5'11") Rook: 177cm (5'10) Azul: 176cm (5'9") Silver: 176cm (5'9") Cater: 176cm (5'9") Jamil: 175cm (5'9") Deuce: 173cm (5'8") Ace: 172cm (5'8") Ruggie: 171cm (5'7") Kalim: 168cm (5'6") Riddle: 160cm (5'3") Lilia: 158cm (5'2") Epel: 156cm (5'1") Ortho: 148cm (4'10")

and since I might as well -

Grim: 70cm (2′4″)

I organized from tallest to shortest, using the information currently available.

(I like compiling information together, in case you haven’t noticed.)

(Do not judge.)

[thestarlightfae]

This is so useful. I'm Riddle's height. I don't think I'm that short.

[thestarlightfae]

Fidget Fans

Fans are giant fidget spinners. But we don't get too fidget.

[thestarlightfae]

Twisted Wonderland Headcanons: Fae

TW: Self Harm and Suicide under the cut

Fae can cast magic without pens. They have a high blot tolerance.

Fae are very sensitive to magic and can sense it in a way that humans cannot comprehend.

Fae have a humanoid form (What we se in game) and an anamalistic form (like Maleanor's dragon form), but their tree form is somewhere in-between. Fae use glamors and transformation magic to switch forms.

Fae can use glamours to hide their fae features (i.e. pointy ears, Malleus' horns) but it takes more energy than most other glamors.

Full blooded fae cannot lie.

Crowley is 1/2 fae 1/2 something else (demon?) so he can lie.

Fae senses are stronger than most other species, though it varies greatly depending on the type of fae.

Those belonging to species like Malleus who live for so much longer than even their fellow fae will often commit suicide out of loneliness.

Between when Malleus hatched and Queen Maleficia called Lilia back, Lilia attempted suicide.

Lilia has dreams and Maleanor and Levan frequently.

Queen Maleficia is Maleficent's daughter.