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If there are an even number of children, who’s the middle child?

Is there even a middle child?

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Shooby doo wop and scooby snacks

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Good rule of thumb:

If you hear an old song in at least three separate instances in the same day (not only on the radio/spotify/etc), just add it back to your playlist.

Welcome back to the list, “Nelly - Ride Wit Me”

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It’s okay

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*NSYNC > Backstreet Boys

Ain’t no lie.

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It’s funny, but not “ha ha” funny.

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I wish.

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Never enough time in a day

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One of my New Years resolutions is to swear more gosh darnit.

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Are mittens considered gloves?

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If I’m still eating Halloween candy in December, does it mean I bought too much?

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current mood: are you fucking kidding me?

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Is anyone else waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop up during all this election coverage to say “you just got punk’d”?

Or better yet, have Tracy Morgan interrupt all broadcasts with “Are you scared?... You shouldn’t be! You’re on Scare Tactics!”

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It’s too early in the year for Christmas movies.

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What exactly is a “starboy”? Does he mean he’s a star, boy? Who’s he talking to, boy?

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Do people still refer to things that are “cool” as the bomb dot com?

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What is “spoopy”?