Art is a funny thing. Around 6 months ago on hearing the news of my Glastonbury successful trading application I went down a pretty psychedelic route. I love my three eyed cat friend but I have to say had mixed success when I took it along to my more conservative markets. So I decided to put him under wraps until Glasto. Re homing the cats became a mission and a challenge. A friend of mine (Rik) spent the Friday with us on the stall drinking our cider and generally abusing customers. I went to the loo late in the afternoon and upon my return Rik tells me he has sold the first three eyed cat! Thing is, he sold it to himself, then immediately gave it away to some 'kid', then asked me for a discount! Hey ho, one cat down three to go! ............... A bloke passed our stall with a three eyed cat t shirt. We heckled him over and gave him the hard sell, not a sniff. ..... Sunday night, came and went, no more sales booooooooo... One morning last week the website was on fire not one but two three eyed cat sales! Turns out that one of the cats caught the eye of a BMX biker dressed in gold spandex, a customer from last year. The cat had played on his mind so much that he just had to have it! Within ten minutes another cat gone. This time to a mystery customer in Surrey, randomly a few roads away from my sisters house who happened to be helping me over the glasto weekend on the stall. Spooky. One cat left and the very next day I get an email from Alex Holland / DJ badly, the guy who won the shed of the year competition the year before my tv appearance with his shed with a boat for a roof. Again, he was mesmerised by my kitty when he saw it in person at Glastonbury and in a gin fuelled session made me an offer I could not refuse....... So there you have it. Art always find its rightful owner, a man intoxicated with strong cider who purchased the cat and immediately gave it away, a gold spandex bmx biker, and a previous and very eccentric shed of the year winner. I would so love to know who the bloke in Surrey is and why he purchased the cat. Please send me a message or comment if it was you and tell us all your story!
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