to all the bugs in my house first of all fuck you and second of all kill yourself and third of all if that doesn’t do the trick I am going to literally burn you. I am going to take my fucking destiel lighter and trap every single manifest destiny ass cricket that’s trying to settle land in my closet in a pan with a lid and I am going to DOUSE them in lighter fluid and set it on fire and watch every single bug that resides in my house burn to a crisp because that’s a FRACTION of the pain they deserve. WHO is paying for the air conditioning in my house?? WHO is keeping the rooms clean?? certainly not the INSECTS and ARACHNIDS that PLAGUE me as of late. I better be the fucking long lost pharaoh because the only OTHER reason I can think of why CRICKETS ARE IN MY CLOSEST is because there’s a HOLE in there and guess what!!!!!!!!!! there ISNT one!!!!!!!!!!! so my only option is to just nuke my house or fry up everything with six legs on sight so I can FINALLY be rid of them. and if I DON’T end up getting all of them??? I am going to create an arena that has the electric bug racket on one side and my CAT who should be doing her JOB on the other side. Then I’ll have the stupid fucking CRICKETS FIGHT TO DEATH or get EATEN OR ELECTROCUTED. I can’t WAIT to move the Germany where the houses are made of CONCRETE and the blinds actually WORK in KEEPING OUT BUGS
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