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alwayschach-sprouseblog

😂😂😂

ryanreynoldssource

the-mermaidhouse

twoseparatecoursesmeet

Lilypads and Reflection, Hawaii, 1960s

Bruce Thomas

humanpersonface

all-that-once-slithered

djoswiftie

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I love how Anthony is hella impressed. Look at that smile.

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lookingbackatfashionhistory

• Dress. Date: 1913 - 1914

thecryptkeeper

cons of dating me:

- bad jokes

- not very social

- sleeps a lot

pros of dating me:

- good at cuddling

- love i guess

icouldfallinlovewithuu

ulibeanzz

morrison ↓

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i’m ……speechless

queer-all-year

NYC Dyke March

totemribombee

dont-taunt-the-octopus

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

girl-esque

this actually made me laugh out loud

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People who make female versions of beefy af male characters but make them skinny without any muscle:

damianmcgintleman

darkampharos

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

ficklesunfries

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.