[thesupportingcaste]

Bride of Reanimator has so many good quotes. go off Herbert

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[runawaymarbles]

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[pxrtners-in-crime]

I took away the only person she ever loved, so she's going to do the same thing to me.

CSI | 7.24 ‘Living Doll’

[dogpuppy]

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[csi-parody]

[wifelinee]

Lmaooo

[lavendersayshi]

Maybe im to woke but what the fuck sportsnet. Reducing MPP's accomplishments to being just like a man???? Like she isn't an absolute icon on her own.

[ruicui]

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[newtypezaku]

[beardedmrbean]

Sad Waluigi noises

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.