Theta the Sigma

The king of Ligma Timelord student at the academy (rp)

[theta-bigma]

*offers you a cat*

Be good with it. If I catch you hurting it in any way, I'll make sure you speedrun those regenerations, clear?

- the cat sharing anon

i would NEVER hurt this little silly cat THANK YOU SO MUCH

[theta-bigma]

didn't you get industrial grade glue in ushas' hair, causing her to need to get it shaved off one time?

Yes but we moved past that!!! She forgave me or atleast i think she did, but thats enough for me :) Maybe this is why she tried to burn my clothes that one time

[theta-bigma]

Opinions on Ushas?

Ushas is fine!!! We have LOTS of fun trying out stuff, like that one time we burnt one of Kosch's chairs, that was really funny - well he wasnt too happy about that

[theblogof-rassilon]

I'LL BE THE BEST BORUSA

There's only @itsborusabitch for me, and he's coming home with me. Now.

[itsborusabitch]

Why? What purpose do I serve you?

[theblogof-rassilon]

You are my boyfriend!

[timelord-vicwhorious]

And Banthony is your husband

[saxon-official]

Sir.... Can you also hear it? Can you, sir?

Heat what?

[affirming-archivist]

[saxon-official]

Is that really called for? I made a typo.

[theta-bigma]

Have you ever tried ginger? If not I highly reccomend it! It's a very tasty spice, especially when baked into biscuits and cakes!

I got some for kosch on the market yesterday 😋

[applerums]

Hello i love your art and i just wanted to ask if you can do academy era thoschei. They are adorable and they look amazing in your style. Again love your art ❤

oh hell yea

[theta-bigma]

You seem like a nice person

have a cookie :) 🍪

Thank you!!! I love cookies 😋

[theta-bigma]

you ever murdered anyone with a rock?

What... No!! Obviously i haven't,, why would you ask that.. stop asking things like that

[theta-bigma]

What's your favourite thing you've learnt about Earth so far?

They have green grass and one sun that's so weird

[theta-bigma]

Does your name seriously have 37 syllables??? Also thought you only had a father, Ulysses, since two parents aren't necessary for the whole looming process... While on topic, how many cousins have you got?

43 and a half cousins! Actually 44, we're 45 together, but i dont really like cousin 32 so i only count them as a half

[theta-bigma]

It's a saying, means you're really cute.

I figured!!! But i'm not cute, i'm the most amazing soon-to-be timelord you could even imagine 😋

[theta-bigma]

So I can squeal about how cute you two are? You're adorable little beans together!

What 😧

[theta-bigma]

Does many mean Koschei by any chance?

Why do you want to know that huh????

@kosch-oakdown say somethig help me

[theta-bigma]

"He threw it at me." Koschei seems very housecat coded.

He is, sometimes i feel like he's my personal housecat

[theta-bigma]

You ever kissed anyone?

Ofcourse i have!! I kissed many

[theta-bigma]

How do you even get access to all of those Earth-related sources? Have you been to Earth yet or do you not have the balls to steal a TARDIS?

I HAVE THE BALLS!!! But i haven't been to earth yet, Koschei and i will do that someday - when we're done with the academy and all

The libraries here have lots and lots of everything "that ever existed and ever will exist" blah blah i find some stuff there sometimes