life's too short to even care at all

megan rooney, 20

[90sto2000s]

[tranz-parents]

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[adrenaline]

[stability]

[hell0-there-lady]

Sweet, free printer

[amvs]

chaotic neutral

[knowing]

[bisexualwatson]

“why are you using men’s body wash” maybe I wanna smell like a fuckin pine tree idk why are you gendering soaps

[truecrimefalsecrime]

stop it charles

[disgustinganimals]

charles not again

[evipineschi]

A commemorative comic about how my parents should’ve gotten a dog 24 years ago. 

[evipineschi]

my mom requested this be reblogged with the picture attached

[thempress]

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[bexlogic]

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

[ministryofinterior-deactivated2]

not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[luxgalador]

so i have a cat now

[wilwheaton]

A STREETCAT NAMED DESIRE, CARL.

[iraffiruse]

[theleveretpath]

Gorgeous.

[justprisonersoflove-deactivated]

In the first pics I thought they were making the angry librarian from monsters inc

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[reademmaduh]

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

[martinidog-deactivated20181219]

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box