Cross my Heart

Biology Teacher "A genius from joints to genomes"

[shegavemeroses]

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

[thetursithan]

At the school of cunning...

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[classycookiexo]

ICONIC

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[hellbabyfromhell]

umm awesome ad i just got wtf

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[robin-teddybear]

it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}

anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal

[saulwexler]

I'm not proud to say it but this line from a 60 year old detective novel made me re-think some things about friendship

[partywithponies]

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

[partywithponies]

"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Brilliant 😂😂

[angietherose]

I needed a good laugh 🤣

[purlturtle]

You're laughing.

She's there upside down tits out feet stuck and you're laughing.

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[sweatermuppet]

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

[catchymemes]

[barnaclebat]

Another day another what the fuck

[cuteness--overload]

[daily-spooky]