The spice cabinet (no porn, sorry)

How did the taco seasoning from the spice cabinet make a Tumblr account? I.... I don't know what to tell you. It... idk, man. (18)

[thetacoseasoning]

hours of awakness

Mon-thurs: 6am-10pm

Fri: 6am-12am

Sat: whenever-12am

Sun: whenever-10pm

ao3: TacoSeasoning

wattpad: Pale_Queen

asks: opem

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[thetacoseasoning]

jingle jingle taco

jingle jingle to you too bitch (/j)

[gegmar]

[kaiserouo]

pov you see something alive after being alone for 40 years

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[palesweetdeeer]

Day twenty two of Pride Eridians: Demisexual and Demiromantic

Definitions:

Demisexual: sexual orientation where a person only develops sexual feelings for another after a deep, emotional bond is established; under the ace umbrella

Demiromantic: romantic orientation where a person only develops romantic feelings for another after a deep, emotional bond is established; under the aro umbrella

[thetacoseasoning]

DELTARUNE TODAY

[thetacoseasoning]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[wolfsteax]

A painting of a nightmare I had recently.

In the dream, my partner and I were following the narrow paths in a dirty hallway with deep pools of water. In the deep water were the bodies of horses, bones and remaining flesh bleached white. We could hear a distant scream behind us that was slowly growing closer.

[catchymemes]

blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.

Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.

So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.

NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight

[animentality]

[badalloc]

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

[i-love-tea-and-stars]

I’ve never been this satisfied before

I’ll tag:

@cermblka @eaterofdust @icebku @queenbutterfly276 @ratlordsarah @primroseprime2019 @elymigremlin @eatsbop @shadowmancer1215 @jullify

[eaterofdust]

That's cringey. I'd obviously be the Snotlout-Centric tag.

[open tags]

[local-dragon-haunt]

TOOTHLOUT TAG FOR THE WIN BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thetacoseasoning]

Oop-

@ajolteonnamedsparky @corvid-crimes-007 join meeee

[thetacoseasoning]

Metal enameled leafy I made in jewelry class :]