Also I'm cuter than her...

Zephiro "the Sumptuous" Gamble-Doran. You may not ask me about my first name. You may not ask me if you can date my sister.

[thetallertwin]

Let's go explore the soldier base! You down? -Beppe

Beppe I know you want nothing more than getting out of your house but I don’t think sneaking into a gang’s hideout is the best idea at the moment… We can hang out elsewhere if you’re up for it.

[beppebruh]

But it’d be so much fun and I can’t ask anyone else. Doesn’t the idea of the soldiers interest you? Where is there to even hang out in this shithole city?  

[thetallertwin]

I know you can’t. And since you asked, I’m much more interested in staying in one piece than exploring their place… I’ll take the car and will drive into the desert, maybe stop at the KillJoys or that dinner you love so much.

[beppebruh]

If you want to pussy out, fine we won’t go. Well, that doesn’t sound half bad, I do love those guys and that diner does have the best fries….Can I drive?

[thetallertwin]

Only once we get out of town. And you can’t tell auntie Harper... nor my parents. Alright?

[thetallertwin]

Let's go explore the soldier base! You down? -Beppe

Beppe I know you want nothing more than getting out of your house but I don’t think sneaking into a gang’s hideout is the best idea at the moment… We can hang out elsewhere if you’re up for it.

[beppebruh]

But it’d be so much fun and I can’t ask anyone else. Doesn’t the idea of the soldiers interest you? Where is there to even hang out in this shithole city?  

[thetallertwin]

I know you can’t. And since you asked, I’m much more interested in staying in one piece than exploring their place... I’ll take the car and will drive into the desert, maybe stop at the KillJoys or that dinner you love so much.

[thetallertwin]

Let's go explore the soldier base! You down? -Beppe

Beppe I know you want nothing more than getting out of your house but I don’t think sneaking into a gang’s hideout is the best idea at the moment... We can hang out elsewhere if you’re up for it.

[thetallertwin]

zaddy

??? 🤔

[beppebruh]

Isn’t that the same?

Yes, I know Magda. I just don’t know that side of her, I forget she has a life besides being my sister. Thanks, I’ll probably need them in case she rips the first few up. 

[thetallertwin]

It's not... Okay, maybe it is but I talk from experience. 

Then you don't really know her. Did you really think she'd always be there to cover and take care of you? She's the next one to leave the family house Beppe and she's the same age as Mari when she left if I'm correct. It's high time you realize that. Well it's a long shot but she's more gentle than Thalia so you'll see. 

[thecutetwin]

I don’t have many left because of you and your habit of trying to date every girl in Battery City all at once. 

Ha ha, your puns kill me Z. Tell Beppe to have fun and be safe. You too. 

[thetallertwin]

Well it's not my fault if I inherited mom's flirting skills. And if you didn't want me to date them you just had to ask nicely.

Nice. That's my sis. That's what I always do. I'll send you snapchats you so you don't feel too isolated with the parents, okay?

[thecutetwin]

No, I’ll probably just end up hanging out with mom and dad. I’m not in the mood for parties especially if Magda’s not going. 

You two might need supervision though by yourselves. *laughs* 

[thetallertwin]

Where are all your girl friends little sister? Magda not going doesn't mean you have to turn into a nun. 

Yeah right. You know what? Actually stay at the house on Friday night. If you were old enough you'll already be a member of the KillJoys, killjoy. 

[beppebruh]

The kind that trusts his sister. I thought she was talking about Thalia or one of her other friends. She usually doesn’t want me around when they’re over. Are you implying she wants the house for a date? 

Of course you do. But, just in case can you give me a copy of that questionnaire? Wouldn’t hurt to try it out. 

[thetallertwin]

Hey! I trust Thalia! It's the people she hangs out with I don't trust...

And there's no implication, I'm most certain she's got a date on Friday night, that's why she wants you out. Dude do you even know your sister? Not wanting you around is one thing, but sending you over to me obviously means she's planning some heavy stuff. Yeah sure. *comes back with a stack of papers* Take it all, I've got more hidden around the house. I don't want mom to ask questions again if she finds one. Again.

[thecutetwin]

I just don’t get why she wouldn’t tell me, but you’re right. Maybe she has a good reason or just hasn’t had time to tell me. Who knows. 

Anyway, what’re you and Beppe going to do on friday? 

[thetallertwin]

Well I obviously don't... Know I mean.

Find a party to crash or hang out to probably. Did you have any plans?

[beppebruh]

Did Magda really tell you to be out of the house friday? Or did you make that up so we can go out? (that's what Thalia thinks) - Z

That’s the truth! She told me she was having some friend over and didn’t want anyone else home. I didn’t ask any questions.

[thetallertwin]

Dude what kind of brother are you?

I have a specific questionnaire form for Thalia to fill when she asks that kind of favor...

[thecutetwin]

No, she can’t have a date. She would have told me if she were, we tell each other everything. 

That is weird. Beppe didn’t say why? Maybe Beppe was just making up some excuse so you’d take him out. It’s sounds like him. 

[thetallertwin]

Would she? Because it looks like she does and didn't tell you...

No he didn't. Just said Mags wanted him out of the house on Friday that's all. And I know I've asked him and will let you know. But if she does have a date and didn't tell you, you shouldn't hold a grudge against her for it, it's high time she learns to keep some things secret. You do too. 

[thecutetwin]

I hate you. 

Yeah it’s really a shame. Uh, not that I know of. Why, did she say something to you? 

[thetallertwin]

Love you too sis.

Oh really? That's weird! Because she apparently wants me to take Beppe out so I assumed it was for a girls' night of some sort... But maybe she's just on a date.

[thecutetwin]

Like dad would ever let me live that down. It would be like the mayonnaise hair incident all over again. 

[thetallertwin]

I don't think so. That'll forever be your shiniest moment.

Too bad mom wouldn't let us keep the pictures. Are you and Magda having a sleepover on Friday night?

[thetallertwin]

beppeparker replied to your post “Magda wants me out of the house friday, what're you doing then? Are there any parties? ;) -B”

Definitely. Hopefully we won't run into any of my siblings this time around.

I hope you're praying night and day for this to never happen again Beppe. I could have gotten laid that night. But I didn't at the end. Because of all of you Parkers.

[thetallertwin]

thecutetwin replied to your post “Put the toilet seat down next time how many times do i have to tell you?? -T”

I am so small I could have drowned in that toilet, Z.

No you couldn't. You would have screamed and either dad or Woody would have gotten you out of here.

[thetallertwin]

Put the toilet seat down next time how many times do i have to tell you?? -T

One more apparently.

I was in a hurry...

[thetallertwin]

Magda wants me out of the house friday, what're you doing then? Are there any parties? ;) -B

There's always a party somewhere young Beppe. I don't think we'll have a problem finding one. Boys night out?