Beppe

[thetallertwin]

Let's go explore the soldier base! You down? -Beppe

Beppe I know you want nothing more than getting out of your house but I don’t think sneaking into a gang’s hideout is the best idea at the moment… We can hang out elsewhere if you’re up for it.

[beppebruh]

But it’d be so much fun and I can’t ask anyone else. Doesn’t the idea of the soldiers interest you? Where is there to even hang out in this shithole city?  

[thetallertwin]

I know you can’t. And since you asked, I’m much more interested in staying in one piece than exploring their place… I’ll take the car and will drive into the desert, maybe stop at the KillJoys or that dinner you love so much.

[beppebruh]

If you want to pussy out, fine we won’t go. Well, that doesn’t sound half bad, I do love those guys and that diner does have the best fries....Can I drive?

[thetallertwin]

Let's go explore the soldier base! You down? -Beppe

Beppe I know you want nothing more than getting out of your house but I don’t think sneaking into a gang’s hideout is the best idea at the moment… We can hang out elsewhere if you’re up for it.

[beppebruh]

But it’d be so much fun and I can’t ask anyone else. Doesn’t the idea of the soldiers interest you? Where is there to even hang out in this shithole city?  

[thetallertwin]

It’s not… Okay, maybe it is but I talk from experience. 

Then you don’t really know her. Did you really think she’d always be there to cover and take care of you? She’s the next one to leave the family house Beppe and she’s the same age as Mari when she left if I’m correct. It’s high time you realize that. Well it’s a long shot but she’s more gentle than Thalia so you’ll see. 

[beppebruh]

Woah, I didn't think about it like that. Shit, you're right. What would I do without Magda here? 

I'll figure out what she's up to. 

[thetallertwin]

Hey! I trust Thalia! It’s the people she hangs out with I don’t trust…

And there’s no implication, I’m most certain she’s got a date on Friday night, that’s why she wants you out. Dude do you even know your sister? Not wanting you around is one thing, but sending you over to me obviously means she’s planning some heavy stuff. Yeah sure. *comes back with a stack of papers* Take it all, I’ve got more hidden around the house. I don’t want mom to ask questions again if she finds one. Again.

[beppebruh]

Isn't that the same?

Yes, I know Magda. I just don't know that side of her, I forget she has a life besides being my sister. Thanks, I'll probably need them in case she rips the first few up. 

[beppebruh]

thetallertwin 

Dude what kind of brother are you?

I have a specific questionnaire form for Thalia to fill when she asks that kind of favor…

The kind that trusts his sister. I thought she was talking about Thalia or one of her other friends. She usually doesn't want me around when they're over. Are you implying she wants the house for a date? 

Of course you do. But, just in case can you give me a copy of that questionnaire? Wouldn't hurt to try it out. 

[beppebruh]

Did Magda really tell you to be out of the house friday? Or did you make that up so we can go out? (that's what Thalia thinks) - Z

That’s the truth! She told me she was having some friend over and didn’t want anyone else home. I didn’t ask any questions.

[thetallertwin]

I hope you’re praying night and day for this to never happen again Beppe. I could have gotten laid that night. But I didn’t at the end. Because of all of you Parkers.

[beppebruh]

You and me both. I don't want another lecture from Ben about drinking.

[beppebruh]

thevaliantparker:

Yeah, right, that’s what the vomit on your shirt is telling me…

Just try and keep it down when you’re home until Magda put you into bed…If dad caught you, you won’t be allowed to party again.

There's no vomit on my- oh. 

Hey! I'm a big kid now *grabs onto Ben's shoulder* I can tuck myself into bed and cover my tracks I don't need Magda or you telling me what to do okay?! But still thanks. 

[beppebruh]

Hey buddy, you ok? I thought I've warned you about drinking. - Ben

Shit. 

I'm fine, I wasn't that wasted. 

[beppebruh]

what do you like to do in general?

Stuff like this.

Uhhh and just hang with Zephiro. I like to pull pranks on my mom too. She always gets me back though. 

[thevaliantparker]

Beppe, Magda...

[theforsakenparker]

thedreamyparker:

[beppebruh]

Thank you Ben. *hugs him briefly* I don’t do any of that anyway. 

Can’t Zephiro look after Beppe? *to Beppe* Shush. I got this. 

Whatever. 

 I’m gonna find Tray then I’m leaving. I’ll drop the stuff off at your place Ben while you babysit. 

No way. You’re staying. If I get to babysit, you’re on fatigue as well. Just go find your boyfriend if you want but we’ll bring the stuff later together. 

*to Beppe* You can have fun while being sober. And you’ll stay this way tonight. And preferably as long as possible too. Where are the twins?

Mari's got a boyfriend? Oooooooo.

The twins are off having real fun probably unlike me. I can't believe you just said I can have fun being sober. Thalia's with some guy and you know Z he's friends with everyone so he has to talk to everyone. 

[thevaliantparker]

Beppe, Magda...

[thevaliantparker]

mariellaparker:

[beppebruh]

He’s got a point. We know what we’re doing and we’re allowed to be here as much as you two.

Besides I’m curious: what could you possibly do to embarrass us since you’re the one ashamed of us in the first place…

Just go. We’ll drag you out kicking and screaming if you don’t, whether I’m ashamed or not. It’s for you own good. 

We’re not doing that Mari. He’s right, we’re not the genitori, we can’t prevent them from doing anything. Besides, they’re already here. 

But we’re staying and keeping a close eye on you two. *takes the beer out of Beppe’s hand* And I’m not really sure you’re being the most responsible right now kiddo.

Ugh. C'mon Ben, this is my first real party and I can't even have any fun? *to Magda* This sucks. 

[thevaliantparker]

Beppe, Magda...

[thedreamyparker]

Beppe don’t…

[thevaliantparker]

It’s friday night so we came here with the twins. The genitori know and we have a curfew. You? I thought you weren’t friends with them…

I asked him to come, surprisingly we’re not here for the party it’s business. Something you two know nothing about, so get out of here before I embarrass you in front of everyone. Don’t you have a party back home you can crash instead of resorting to a lame crybaby one? 

And get rid of that beer in your hand Beppe you’re like 12. 

As a matter of fact, I’m indeed not Magda but like Mari said we’re not there for the party. I’m not sure the parents know exactly what is going on during these parties or they wouldn’t have let you come. I don’t want you guys to drink or do drugs. And I’d rather have you leaving now, with or without the twins.

[beppebruh]

First off, I'm 14 and second off you guys aren't the genitori so we don't have to listen to you. I think you guys should be the ones to leave if you're not here for the party because we are. And we're more responsible than you guys were at our age. Give us some credit. 

[thevaliantparker]

Beppe, Magda...

[theforsakenparker]

thedreamyparker:

[beppebruh]

Hi…

So…I’m waiting for an answer here…

Well...so are we! What are you two doing here huh? 

[thevaliantparker]

Beppe, Magda...

What the fuck are you guys doing here?

[beppebruh]

Uh, Magda....??

[thetallertwin]

Thank you. Crybabies’ store. Plenty of booze. Girls? More than you could handle. 

I do dear cousin. But let’s keep that for later and without the girls of course. 

[beppebruh]

Just how I like it. Sounds like a plan, just give me the signal when it's time.

[thetallertwin]

Hey language young man! 

Just kidding, I’m just taking over Magda while she’s away. But chillout we’re waiting on the girls to get ready. And it’s not exactly the same, he’s your brother, not mine even though we’re all close. I get your point, let’s have some fun and forget about all this negative stuff. 

[beppebruh]

Yeah, no more negative shit. Give me the rundown of this party. Where is it and how many chicks is too many to hook up with? *laughs at himself*

Oh, also do you have any weed? Don't tell my sister.