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steel-kun

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

dream-cassette

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

steel-kun

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

maxeth

evidence 1:

shattered-earth

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

trisshawkeye

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

cousinnick

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed

sage-of-the-forlorn-path

I WANT TO BELIEVE

backslash7

I don’t think you want us to fix things, I think you’re done and you’re too afraid to move on. You don’t know what to do without me helping you so you just latch on but don’t actually want to. Please stop hurting yourself and I, make a decision.

fuckyeahasexual

So while most rainbow capitalism is sticking rainbows on things and pretending to be an ally, Budweiser’s UK branch is giving credit to trans activists, and explaining pride flag colors.

aphobiafuckingexists

Budweiser is an inclusionist 💞💞💞

fuckyeahasexual

What a weird and true thing to say! And I almost sounds like a joke but honestly I feel this tweet captures 90% of my feelings

And to actually credit Monica Helms and get the white stripe right? Like, if we are going to have companies at pride this is what I’d like to see. Professional looking marketing, credit to activists, research about the groups its marketing, and spreading further awareness.

ratguzzler-deactivated20181213

this image is so raw and real. ive been thinking about it for weeks

juansendizon

“I wish you choose the love that chooses you, that makes you feel like both a soulmate and a friend, that doesn’t play any games and inspires you to be the best version of you that you can be. You deserve a forever.”

— juansen dizon, Forever

love

via weheartit

bravesouul

ms-writeblr

“You think you’ve got forever. But suddenly your bags are packed and his head hangs low. Blinding egos are keeping you from stopping one another. You feel like you’ve got everything to lose and nothing to gain. Confusion muddles your thinking. A lump fills your throat. Love once echoed through these hallways, now deafening silence clings to each crevice of what once was. If only he’d apologise. If only you’d let go. Two way streets reconstructed to one way lanes and neither of you got the memo. And it’s a shame. It breaks your heart to let go of what you built. It hurts knowing the foundation wasn’t as strong as you thought.”

- triggered by a pipe dream (ms, 2019)