When @its-the-ratdawg and their gay lover decide to disembowel me for telling them Dawg is Will Graham coded
"Why are you disembowelling me?? I'm right!!!" Lmao this is SENDING me DIRECTLY TO THE STRATOSPHERE. You should be honored to witness our first date. They'll be all like ":)" and i'd go ":) :) :)" and they'd respond with "<33333 ;)" and i'd say ":) <3333333333"
And then from the trunk of the car you say "For the love of GOD will you assholes PLEASE just KILL me already so I don't have to WITNESS this UTTER GARBAGE. Y'all make me SICK"

























