The Worst Superhero

I’m trying my best

[theterriblesuperhero]

Heat vision is way harder to control than it looks in the movies. I’ve destroyed so much stuff in the past couple weeks.

[theterriblesuperhero]

I don’t know I did it but I think I have super powers now 😨

[unmechanism]

Getting into Dracula was a mistake, cause now every single adaptation I hear about or try to watch is so infuriatingly wrong and light years away from the original book that it drives me half insane

[theterriblesuperhero]

I think I would be like the world’s worst superhero because my roommate would burst into my room like “OMG there’s a giant robot destroying the city!”

My reaction would be to roll over and say, “five more minutes.”

“People are dying.” She would argue.

I would reply “two more minutes then.”

Because yeah those extra few minutes of are sometimes worth people’s lives.