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THE THICK OF IT | 4.02

Happy Star Wars day!

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PETER CAPALDI as MALCOLM TUCKER in THE THICK OF IT (2005 - 2012) and IN THE LOOP (2009)

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Newt: We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I’m all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck.

In the Loop (2009)

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Writing on Cake: Happy Birthday C*nt.  Graves: This could be from anyone. 

(The Thick of It: Series 3, Episode 5) 

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Newt: We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck. In the Loop (2009)

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Follows the Soviet dictator’s last days and depicts the chaos of the regime after his death.

20 October 2017 (UK)

 Armando Iannucci’s New Comedy

Based on Titan Comics graphic novel by Fabien Nury with art by Thierry Robin, The Death of Stalin is inspired by the true story of the events surrounding Joseph Stalin’s death more than half a century ago.

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Newt: It’s like he’s been to the vet and had his knackers done. 

(The Thick of It: Season 3, Episode 8) 

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Piquery: Have you seen this? Graves: No, I haven't seen that. I'm the head security guy for the Magical Congress of the United States of America. No, I don't read the newspapers. That's fucking news to me!

(The Thick of It: Rise of the Nutters) 

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Newt: Get me Seraphina Picquery. Yeah, if she says no the only other candidate is my left bollock with a fucking smiley face drawn on it. (The Thick of It; Series 3, Episode 1)

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Newt: How long since you've had sex? Jacob: That is between me and my internet service provider. The Thick of It; Series 2, Episode 1

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Credence: I always forget, were you the forced abortion or the love child? Or the one who asphyxiated himself with a kiwi? Henry Shaw Jr: Just the love child. I was the quiet one.

(The Thick of It: The Rise of the Nutters) 

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Henry Shaw Senior: I will marshal all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide.

In the Loop (2009)

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Graves: I don't like finding out about people employed by this government via the news unless they’ve just died. 

(In the Loop)

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Graves: Has anybody seen Credence? Tina: Why, have you lost him? Newt: Oh, don’t tell me he’s gone feral, ‘cause he was fucking terrifying when you had him on the leash! Graves: Let’s not overreact. Newt: Easy for you to say, he threatened to shove an iPod up my cock! Graves: But you get that a lot, though, don’t you?

(The Thick of It: Spinners and Losers)

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Graves: Okay. Firstly don’t raise your voice. This is a sacred place. Now, you may not believe that and I may not believe that but, by God, it’s a useful hypocrisy.

(In the Loop)

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Dumbledore: OK. Your phone is off, but there’s been a catastrofuck here. Someone’s leaked Tina Goldstein’s PWIP PIP paper to the BBC… ...That is going to fucking fist your ICW vote to death. Right. Missing you loads. PWIP PIP toodle-oo.

(In the Loop)

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Graves: I just wanted to say to you, by way of introductory remarks, that I am extremely miffed about today's events and, in my quest to try and make you understand the level of my unhappiness, I'm likely to use an awful lot of what we would call "Violent Sexual Imagery", and I just wanted to check that neither of you would be terribly offended by that.

(The Thick of It; series 3, episode 2)