This holds no value but it makes me happy

 {Not active here go to my insta to see my shitposts} @devil-in-westwood           

[thethingonthefloor]

Not a huge Tumblr person but I needed to throw this out on all my platforms cuz I’m so pleased with it. Welcome back 2016 and catch me on insta @ devil_in_westwood

[sasaukagee]

thank you, thank you, thank you. for everything.

we love you 3000.

- Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[iguanamouth]

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

[thethingonthefloor]

this is beautiful 

[thethingonthefloor]

Sushi child https://www.instagram.com/p/BsgWWIuABfz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17037m3myeotz

[thethingonthefloor]

[feralkin]

Serial killer, over the phone: You will die in the next 13 days. I will-

Me, Gen Z: Can we make that like… 3 days?

Serial killer: What

Me: You’ve already taken too long. Get the hell over here and kill me already

[thethingonthefloor]

person: *pointing a gun* kneel down or you won't live

me: bold of you to assume that i want to live

person: this is a gun and it works

me: i hope it does

[basil-isdead-deactivated2025111]

Salem is gen z

Exibit a:

Exibit b:

Exibit c:

[thethingonthefloor]

Imagine cutting up a candy cane into a fine powder than snorting that shit, you know the utter pain that would come from peppermint cocaine mixture? That's the rage I felt that day.

Me in an attempt to describe my rage to a friend

[thethingonthefloor]

Me https://www.instagram.com/p/Bql41Cvgly9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1r2vfc1xkgv9d

[thethingonthefloor]

Bitch

rUdE

[debisdrawing]

When I die, plant catnip on my grave 

From this post by @hexane-nightmares

[wtnvtweets]

[dollopheads]

I am the king of Camelot, I do not have to answer to the likes of you.

[thethingonthefloor]

That sass tho

[nonsensenonstar-deactivated2012]

[fishyandclintbarton]

There will never come a time when i don’t reblog this.

Ever.

[darlinhanzo]

the hunger was a good good arc <3

[thethingonthefloor]

A better love story than twilight. 

[agentsalex-deactivated20200723]

dctv + text posts: 5/? ( “I’m hot stuff. So hot that everything is burning around me” credit: @artist-who-doesnt-paint )