as is written

They/them. trans. Asian ♥️ Taurus ☀️ Flower fields and gentle streams 🌸

[kinksandqueen]

Friday night was the very godsend for a little relaxation. You're in a bar, you're a little drunk, and you're ovulating. And he's the most handsome guy here, just eye candy. Very, very dirty dancing, you fucked him in the bathroom, in the parking lot, in the car, took him to your house. First thing you hear in the morning when you wake up in his arms, “We need to make up a romantic and beautiful story about how we met.” “What? Why?” “Because I'm not gonna tell the truth to our grandchildren.”

[openjoyer]

Remember, shipping a mlw ship also means having to read daily:

“Platonic soulmates”

“Besties”

“Their friendship”

“Gay besties”

“Mlm and wlw solidarity/hostility”

“They're like siblings”

“They hate each other”

“A man with a woman? 🤮”

“Can't a man and a woman be friends anymore?”

“This is homophobic” (without confirmation of the sexuality)

“Boring ship”

[niiusa]

Colours... Think about this colours.

[niiusa]

HOLD ME, BABY.

[niiusa]

ASS

[kazashiniwielder]

So between answer 690 on Kluboutside and the Gotei 13 data book, I guess it’s pretty obvious that Kensei didn’t put the pieces together on Shuhei. I guess question 690 was what did Kensei think when he saw the tattoo on Shuhei’s face, and the answer was that he didn’t think anything about it.

And in 13 Blades, when Kensei was asked about saving Shuhei’s life as a kid, the answer was more surprised

Kensei: I saved Shuuhei?! Is that so…Oh he was that kid back then! Well, we’re both alive and happy, yeah! Smile!

So I guess it had to be spelled out for him. Poor Shuhei.

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Bleach

Sample Size: 12,078 stories

Source: AO3

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

Lol this is in AO3 now. FF.net is the real statistics. That was the og. Considering all the fics are there. And some authors did post from FF. Net to AO3 once ao3 became popular. So some of these definitely are crossposted. And ichiruki is more popular than grimmichi even on Ao3 it's only now with Grimmjow being back on screen that the ship woke up again 😅 Also, by god i forget how a few of these ships are borderline problematic. This is crazy work.

[timetravellingshinigami]

My fave "there's no heterosexual explanation for this"

[greater-than-the-sword]

Not to be a filthy liberal or whatever but if you get mad at someone wishing you Happy Holidays you're just as bad as someone getting mad for being wished Merry Christmas. It is a well wish, get over it

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

What's funny though where I am we're not a Christian country but no one likes to say 'Happy Holidays' . Other religions would say well "we don't wish or expect to be wished 'happy holidays' during our religious days so why would we say happy holidays during Christmas?? You don't wish 'happy holidays' during Diwali, Eid or any other holiday.. right?"

Ngl, I tried to say 'Happy Holidays' to my friends, family and even strangers who are non Christian and got told to stop or they straight up to my face say 'Merry Christmas' 😭😭

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

I seen your question about orcs and ward wanting nick to translate. I think he told nick to translate to make the orcs feel “dumb” kind of

That seems like something Ward would do. It actually does make sense for him. Sass and sarcasm at the wrong moment and all that 😅😅

[blisshun]

From chapter 15 😞

I went back to using SAI for this, but halfway through realized I didn’t have any of the templates for Callie’s tattoos or Nick’s skin texture or my watermark ahaaaaaaaa yeah I’m going back to Krita 🤔

[cowboy-garfield]

ppl going into infinity war vs ppl coming out

[honeeystars]

goodnight my friends 

i hope i have good dreams 

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

I wonder if Orcs in the Bright universe consider humans as only “one-night-stands” but not “forever”. They don’t mind doing it with a human but would never see themselves mated to a human woman for life. This could be the reason why we hear of hybrid kids but don’t see an Orc and a human lady together.

Who knows maybe the sequel will prove me wrong.

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

@enchantedfeathers i feel its not just Orcs who feel this way but the humans involve feel the same way too. I mean Orcs are already looked down upon in the Bright society. Any human woman who decides to live together with an Orc will automatically be treated like crap by everyone especially by her fellow humans. And Orcs if i'm correct live in a community, and it might be that the community and its decisions comes first for an Orc than what he himself might think. What if the Orc community had an unspoken rule that every Orc must find someone of their own kind. That doesn't make Orcs bad though 'cause as far as we can see they have no hate for hybrid children and readily welcome them into the community. Of course, like i said the Bright sequel is still in the making and we might see some of these things proven right or wrong.

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

I wonder if Orcs in the Bright universe consider humans as only “one-night-stands” but not “forever”. They don’t mind doing it with a human but would never see themselves mated to a human woman for life. This could be the reason why we hear of hybrid kids but don’t see an Orc and a human lady together.

Who knows maybe the sequel will prove me wrong.

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

Here’s one thing that bothers me. That scene where Ward, Nick and Tikka were surrounded by the Fogteeth boys and Ward tells Jakoby to translate whatever he was going to say into Orkish for them.

Didn’t Ward already meet them earlier in the day?? And didn’t one of them Orcs ask Ward in perfect English if his ass was still alive. And they are L.A orcs. They gotta know English right??

[thethirdsisteroftheeast]

Me waiting for any information on the Bright sequel:

[luxwing]

“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”