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Call me Thor or Thorium | 19 yo | any pronouns | Primarily a radioapple artist 📻🍎 | current mood: somehow fell into the bloodymary rabbit hole | 🚫gen AI🚫 | SFW only | also me: @i-want-cookies-pls

[thethoriumreactor]

May I suggest a splash of Coltland/Coltland Gentry to your beloved hitman au?

Also, Adrian is so gorgeous, thank you 😍

As soon as I get to watching the fall guy and/or gray man, definitely! I think it would be a really fun idea to explore :DDD

[thethoriumreactor]

Meet the hitman au gang (ft. My growing crush on Adrian)

“Damn Adrian’s really hot” I say as I actively try to draw them as hot as possible (can u tell who all the effort went to 😅)

Fun facts:

Rockdrian’s rings are engraved: Rocky’s says “It’s never enough”, and Adrian’s says “To the stars and back”

Adrian has a tongue piercing 👀😏

Simon’s pendant is secured in his pocket during missions; he doesn’t want to risk the string snapping at the worst moment

Grocky met during uni; pretty wild times, as you might assume

The incident that gave Grocky their scars involves dumb uni students, different types of science, and an egregious lack of lab safety; I’ll let you imagine the rest (they both blame themselves for it)

Grace has (unsurprisingly) the worst fashion sense out of all of them

Also: should Armando be a character too?

Also also: shout out to everyone who leaves me nice comments and compliments you are Everything and I love you 💜

[thethoriumreactor]

As someone with 0 personal art style (I’m just really good at copying from memory) your style is EVERYTHING I wish I could muster 😭 I love Hitman!Simon and Teacher!Grace ❤️❤️❤️

That’s so sweet thank you 🥹💜💜💜 I’ll do my best to keep the hitman au art coming for u to enjoy <3

[thethoriumreactor]

Finally did something with this wip (rudo is behind the camera)

I call this one: a silly gachifamily

Reference:

[thethoriumreactor]

I may or may not be obsessed w how you draw Rocky??? I love when people draw him mobility aids, it heals me <3

actually I lied I’m obsessed w how you draw all of them <3

Thank you 💜

[thethoriumreactor]

Hi there!

I just found your au and I’m obsessed with it!! Will this ever be turned into a fic or will it stay the way it is currently? Asking for a friend (me. I’m the friend.)

Anyways I love love love your art so much!!! 😝✌️

Thank youuu!!! 💜

For your question, I would only start on a fic if I get a clear plot idea for it. Long stories are not my forte at all, so I would need a good outline and a lot of motivation (or make it only a few chapters max)

BUT, if anyone wants to write a fic inspired by this au, feel free! Actually, I would love that so much 💜💜 And tag me into it!!!

(Btw, the “official” tag for this au is now “bloodymary hitman au”. I know, I’m not very creative most of the time XD)

[thethoriumreactor]

Autistic flirting? idk this is basically a shitpost

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Silly extra with Rocky :D

Inspired by this comment:

[thethoriumreactor]

Hiii hope you’re doing well! I just wanted to say I adore your hitman Simon x teacher Grace AU so, so much… My boy (Simon) is so whipped bro I love it!!! I do also adore the found family dynamic they have so much :) take care!!

Stoppppp you’re going to make me melttttttt

[thethoriumreactor]

they r so sweet together!! i love your work so much, it lives in my head rent free (it's not enough, i need it to crawl under my skin and circulate in my bloodstream) ♥︎♥︎

also, i adore the idea of modern au without an end-of-the-world scenario, it makes everything happier :>>

[thethoriumreactor]

Duuuuuude! The claw cain! I would love one of those for my bad days omg, human is bad as fuck!

*manifesting a cool engineered cane for you*

Hope today is a good day 💜

[thethoriumreactor]

So like um HOW TF DO YOU DRAW MEN!?!?!?!

Draw a big woman and remove the boobs (unless it’s Simon) and voilà A Man™️

(Jokes aside I’m not sure what you’re asking me?? Pls clarify I’m too autistic to figure it out myself 😭)

[thethoriumreactor]

Meeting the family (it doesn’t go very well) — bloodymary hitman au ft. human rockdrian

I feel like it’s an established fact that Adrian is the cool tall one who’s way out of our silly dork Rocky’s league

Bonus (the true reason for the crutch):

[thethoriumreactor]

your hitman!Simon x teacher!Grace au is so cute 🩷🩷

Adrian and Rocky's design looks exactly like i would imagine them as humans, i love it so much (in other words - Adrian is so hot, i adore them >_<)

*kicking my legs* thank youuuu 🥰💜💜

(Adrian is definitely the cool one in their relationship lmao)

[thethoriumreactor]

“I don’t want to kill anymore” (hitman!Simon x teacher!Grace au)

(I did promise hurt/comfort and yearning didn’t I :D)

Bonus rockdrian because I wanted to feel better after crying over my own doodles:

More notes on this au:

Grocky are long time best friends and basically brothers, with rocky being a few years older (sorry to those hoping for coltland gentry but I haven’t watched those movies yet 😔 so grockydrian found family it is)

Rocky and Adrian are married obviously (I have more sketches focused on them so watch out for those)

Rocky and Simon bicker a lot by virtue being 2 very stubborn idiots, but they do have an appreciation for each other (and simon is eventually welcomed into the family 🥹)

Short Rocky because I said so

Nonbinary Adrian because I also said so

[thethoriumreactor]

i love your hitman!simon x teacher!grace au 🩷🩷

Awww thank you!!! Stay tuned then, cause I’ve got more coming 💜

[thethoriumreactor]

So I had an idea and it’s a hitman!Simon x teacher!Grace au

Think:

Normal modern au without an end-of-the-world scenario

Simon is a hitman (unfortunately well-known as the “Butcher”) who doesn’t like his job and barely scrapes by, grew up in a cult and doesn’t know affection

Grace is a middle school teacher after failing in academia, basically a big cuddly golden retriever with self-esteem issues

Human Rockdrian, maybe the COI as an organisation

plenty of hurt/comfort, yearning, cuddles and shenanigans

am I cooking something or what

[thethoriumreactor]

Autistic flirting? idk this is basically a shitpost