SHOW ME YOUR CARROTS

Rose. 26. call me little caesar the way i’m hot and ready to get crazy bread

[hiphopfightsback]

There aren’t any lovely ladies where I live that are hip-hop heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a wife I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Dilla…passing a big ass kush blunt back and forth. I need this in my life.

[diamondguls]

[thethousandyeardoor]

i feel stronger emotions for hibike! euphonium than i do for most of the things that have happened in my entire real life

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

warning: DJ Khaled

I got a friend of a friend who helps manage a venue that booked Khaled a while ago. 11:00 PM, no show. 12:00 PM, no show. folks throwin shit at the stage. I think round 12:45 he shows up, spends ten minutes trying to get the crowd to chant his name, he plays two songs he had nothin to do with, walks off stage and somehow gets a drunk girl to follow him. they fuck in the elevator for less than a minute and Khaled leaves khum on the fuckin ground for the venue to clean up

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[kushblazer666]

[aflo]

[girls--complex]

Lead Poisoning

[lmaonade]

my tablet pen broke while i was drawing big boobs princess peach titfuck between comms btw. if you were wondering what was being robbed from you

[lmaonade]

whatever

[lavenderdame]

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[tiktoksforlosers]

[xadnem]

Wireless headphones are killing sex. There is an inherent eroticism to cables and cords and wires.

[asingularcanadian]

Hey bud, I think you might just be into bondage

[xadnem]

I am and that's related but not the whole story.

[thethousandyeardoor]

my top games this year were StS, a StS mod, and just replaying inscpyrtion. i'm so fucking cooked it's over for me

[superchat]

[kaogens]

something happened here

[retolee]

[blackarachnya]

[ilovecats4ever]

nichijou wiki is a goldmine

[eatsleepcrap]

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

[mimidiann]

What about Homestuck.

[princecharmingtobe]

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

[fuckingkarkalicious]

[dunkstein]

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year