So Delicious

Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're 12 sweeps old. The game is long over and you've changed a bit. Grown up, mellowed out. A little. You live on a new planet. It's wild, dangerous, and untamed for the moment, but you and a group of others are working on building something out of nothing. New: You're under a permanent change (VIA Magic anon) that forces you to feel the emotions of others. For a month, it's uncontrollable. After that it's controllable. You now have the ability to exert a calming, positive influence with touch, embrace, or, when you're more in practice, with your very presence Current Magic Anon(s): Your memories are gone but it no longer matters ((If anyone wants to be officially in on this timeline thing, lemme know. working on making it a thing)) Will rp with anyone Pesterchum is caringGrouch

[aphantomthief]

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

[suprmaryface-deactivated2020111]

they are evolving

[katie-the-hobbit]

so heres a list compiling what i have in my likes, my bookmarks and my reference tag

it took me four hours so you guys better reblog it

hair tutorials:

messy bun tutorial

different ways to braid

elsa-ish braid

how to fishtail

romantic curls

waterfall braid

three-braid updo

another elsa-ish braid

braided bun

braided headband

hecka cute messy bun

ways to wear scarves/bandanas

lovely bun with braids

dutch braid crown

pin curls!

braided ponytail

braid + bun updo

how to do pastel hair

8 ways to wear a bow

4-strand braid

double wrap braid

makeup tips:

how to apply eyeliner

how to apply blush

6 makeup tips

winged eyeliner tutorial

how to do your makeup with a spoon

how to apply eyeshadow

natural beauty remedies

a guide to eyeliner

ombre eyeliner

sparkly party makeup

silver eye makeup tutorial

what makeup complements my complexion?

what makeup suits you?

lipstick tricks

writing tips:

character development sheet

body language

the 12 archetypes 

name generator 1

dialogue tips

how to write female characters

characterization tips

info about the 50s/60s/70s

fictional languages

get past writers block

surname master post

name generator 2

234 synonyms for ‘said’

writing tips masterpost

emotions!!!

make blueprints for houses

names for fictional worlds

seven steps to the perfect story

helpful descriptive words

how to write smut

fantastic clothes and where to find them:

rad leggins

hecka adorable tights

cloaks

old fashioned clothes

sherlock-inspired outfits

more badass tights

more rad tights

knit fairy tale hoods

leather fairy tale footwear

guide to shoes

find clothes that your favorite characters have worn

green day-inspired outfits (1)(2)(3)

beatles-themed outfits

probably the most fancy punk rock dress ever

hella rad ear cuffs

motherfucking medieval circlet crown things

hella sexy 50s halter dress

"persephone" dress

panda onesie

pop art dress

hella sexy corset

beatle girls fashion

fashion inspiration

exceptionally punk rock leather vest

fandom things:

geek engagement rings

star trek engagement rings

avengers-inspired outfits

homestuck makeup

loki-inspired eye makeup

make pokeball cookies

teen castiel boots

themed key neclaces

night vale bingo

beatles movie masterpost

lord of the rings-themed nails

how to make butterbeer

do your hair like the ladies in game of thrones

disney villains makeup

various fandom dresses

captain america leather jacket

dean winchester leather jacket

TARDIS mug

food/recipes:

shelf life of food

lavender lemonade

motherfucking pie

how to make nutella fudge

ultimate guide to chocolate chip cookies

easy snacks

muffin in a mug

cheeseburger cupcakes

how to make huge food

starbucks secret menu

oreo cookie butter

panera mac n’ cheese

starbucks holiday drinks

nutella hot chocolate

pastry folding 101

mini lemon and blueberry cheesecakes

david bowie-inspired cocktails

french bread pizza

15 pound homemade snickers bar

make candy crystal meth

reeses peanut butter cheesecake

extra fancy garlic bread

smoothie recipes for everything

chocolate chip cookie dough brownie pie

4 different smoothies

bread crusts with herbs

cookies n’ cream cupcakes

mini tortilla crust pizzas

mini mac n’ cheese pies

deep dish cookie for one

roasted tomato pasta

best grilled cheese

best chocolate cake

potato rissole 

french toast rollups

peanut butter crownies

pumpkin spice smoothie

s’mores stuffed pizza cookie

the best cookie recipes

chocolate chip cookie dough brownie bombs

how to make chocolate lasagna

mini apple pies

art tutorials/tips:

hundreds of pose references wowie

how to draw profiles 

a guide to figure drawing (this helped me a hecka lot)

drawing eyes

lip tutorial

how to draw jeans

amaze color blender

hands hands hands

more hands

torso reference

wings

painting blood

how to draw shoes/feet

psychology of color

simple expression guide

sitting poses

more color psychology

drawing hair and fur

hecka lot of clothing refs

pose reference blog

another hand tutorial

how to draw arms

expression tutorial

skin color palatte

how to draw booties

drawing ears

hands at sides tutorial

drawing heads

guide to foreshortening

drawing cats

how to be healthy:

meditation tips

how to take the perfect nap

how much exercise do you need? 

site that will help you focus/get work done

10 hours of calming heavy rainfall

dozens of healthy recipes for every occasion

when you’re feeling suicidal

create your own safe haven

healthy, soothing, calming drinks 

how to burn stomach fat

how to love yourself

recovery resources

health tips for students

happy jar

how to make your tea perfect

amazing smoothies

bunnies telling you how good you are

how to make a glitter jar

bored?:

night vale monopoly

learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse

how to play ‘sherlock’

supernatural workout

learn a new language!

learn london slang

take personality tests

watch this video

make gifs

see what its like to live on minimum wage

watch great vines

give people free rice by answering trivia!

make a flower crown

turn your handwriting into a font

take a dialect test

learn how to write elvish

take this amazingly accurate color quiz

live kitty cam

[fuckingkarkalicious]

thegodsoftimeandlight started following you

[fuckingkarkalicious]

WELL, THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE, REALLY

YOU SHOULD SEE THE LIBRARY HERE. COLLECTIONS FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE, SEVERAL DIFFERENT REALITIES AND TIMELINES, INCLUDING DOOMED ONES. WE HAVE TRANSLATION CRYSTALS THAT MAKE THEM READABLE TO THE READER’S MOST COMFORTABLE LANGUAGE

[thegodsoftimeandlight-blog]

*Horuss gives a series of hoarse half moans with the most scientific boner known to man and passes out dead cold on the floor.*

Shit, I think y0u br0ke him, 0r at least made him cream himself, *Cr0n0s hums and peeks under H0russ’ skirt.*

[fuckingkarkalicious]

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN WAS THAT

[fuckingkarkalicious]

FUCKING SHIT, AMBROS

[candiedrust]

"I kn9w, I kn9w, 6ut I figured things 9ut. I’m s9rry," he smiled and tilted his head. "At least there wasn’t a mess this time."

[fuckingkarkalicious]

I LOVE THAT IT HAPPENS SO FREQUENTLY THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY "THIS TIME"

[fuckingkarkalicious]

NOT ESPECIALLY. YOU FOLLOWED ME, I FOLLOWED BACK

[harleysniper]

but following back requires effort!!

[fuckingkarkalicious]

PUSHING A BUTTON ISN'T THAT MUCH EFFORT

[fuckingkarkalicious]

…INTO A DOG

WHAT THE FUCK AMBROS

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW EVEN

WHY

[candiedrust]

"I was f9rced int9 an9ther mah9u sh9j9u c9ntract. I made an imp9ssi6le wish. F9r… F9r him t9 l9ve me 9ne m9re time." His voice breaks and he gives a smile that isn’t at all happy. "It was s9 stupid, it was imp9ssi6le, I was acting entirely unfair, he d9esn’t l9ve me and I need t9 m9ve 9n, 6ut I wanted s9 desperately f9r 9ne m9re chance. T9 fix it, t9 6e a 6etter mate this time than I was t9 him 9r Meu 9r Meenah, g9d h9w I wanted an9ther chance." 

He takes a deep breath then continues.

"I realized that and then, I fell int9 despair, I used the last 9f my will p9wer t9 head 9ffw9rld, I didn’t want t9 hurt any9ne here. My m9irail and Cr9nus hunted me d9wn. They sh9uld have killed me. 6ut they saved me, Cr9nus Put my s9ul 6ack t9gether the way it’s supp9sed t9 6e. They saved me. And I’ve 6een living with him since."

"Serene and her mate are in my hive." 

[fuckingkarkalicious]

FUCKING SHIT, AMBROS

[fuckingkarkalicious]

heterisms started following you

ARATIS

IT'S GOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE STILL AROUND

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

[fuckingkarkalicious]

xenoheat started following you

I DON’T KNOW IF WE’VE EVER MET OR NOT

BEEN KIND OF AWHILE SINCE I’VE BEEN OUT ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN OFFICIAL BUSINESS…WHICH I NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

[xenoheat]

No, we haven’t really met.

My name’s Jaisin, I’m Kallei’s fiance~

(Kallei is zze son of Kinnar, just wizz a changed name.)

[fuckingkarkalicious]

DAMN, KIND OF A LOT GOING ON. GOOD TO BE OUT OF ADMINISTRATIVE SHIT, I CAN FINALLY CATCH UP TO IT ALL. 

NICE TO MEET YOU, NAME'S KARKAT

AND HEY, CONGRATULATIONS

[homestuckpositivityproject]

For fuckingkarkalicious!

[fuckingkarkalicious]

holy shit I never saw this thank you!

[harleysniper]

dontcallmenubs started following you

fuckingkarkalicious started following you

[harleysniper]

  oh GOD did i turn into a karkat magnet!?

[fuckingkarkalicious]

NOT ESPECIALLY. YOU FOLLOWED ME, I FOLLOWED BACK

[fuckingkarkalicious]

"…I’D SAY WE’RE FRIENDS, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ANYWAY. I MEAN YOU’VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR OVER A YEAR, BUT I’VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF YOU. YOU GOT YOUR ASS IN SOME DEEP FUCKCLUSTER AND YOU’VE BASICALLY GOT BRAIN DAMAGE."

[htechickennugger]

"tHAT EXPLAINS WHY i CAN’T REMEMBER SHIT„, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE cHICKEN nUGGERS?" he asked softly as he started to try to move more parts of his body, finding it just as difficult as with his head.

[fuckingkarkalicious]

"I'M NOT SURE HOW WELL YOUR BODY WILL HANDLE CHICKEN NUGGETS RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY."

[fuckingkarkalicious]

..GO TAKE A BATH AMBROS

[candiedrust]

Fiiiine. I like y9ur tu6anyway. 

[fuckingkarkalicious]

WELL IT'S NOT SEADWELLER-FANCY

[badluckkitty]

[fuckingkarkalicious]

GO TAKE A BATH AMBROS

[candiedrust]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN Y9U PLAY THE G9DDAMN F996AW KARKAT

[fuckingkarkalicious]

NO REGRETS

[candiedrust]

FUCK Y9U I HAD AN EM69LISM AND SHIT MY PANTS

[fuckingkarkalicious]

..GO TAKE A BATH AMBROS

[candiedrust]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN Y9U PLAY THE G9DDAMN F996AW KARKAT

[fuckingkarkalicious]

NO REGRETS

[omgtsn]

Visit Original Link

foob

[fuckingkarkalicious]

*kiss cheek*

WE SHOULD DANCE

[lacyazlin]

Of course!

[fuckingkarkalicious]

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC TONIGHT