Lizzie

Fuck the whole cute for attention shit, I'm being me. and me is fucked. Give up on that crap.

[thetouchstarvingartist]

Drew this. Heavily relate to scout because his relationship with spy reminds me of mine with my mom 🙂🥲😥😭

[thetouchstarvingartist]

Dirty talk over text but it's 1337 speak and text acronyms and terms that were popular in 2014

I was going to continue but I felt this horrible creeping sense of dread came over me like I did or said something horrible or like I made a statistical error and I stopped and thought about it but I couldn't come up with what exactly was wrong so maybe it's divine intervention

[thetouchstarvingartist]

I need a good night's sleep and oral from a pathetic looking little gaunt freak of a man preferably one who's in STEM

[redstonedust]

the saying about rose tinted glasses has a real truth to it. have you ever worn actual rose tinted glasses in real life. like those candy heart shapes ones. it fucking rules. you look cool AND everything looks a little bit like it has an instragram filter on it. cannot reccomend my rose tinted glasses enough #myrosetintedglasses

[thetouchstarvingartist]

I absolutely recommend getting sunglasses that are dusty yellow tinted too. It makes me feel the peace one would post apocalypse.

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[thetouchstarvingartist]

Why the pfps absurd res I'm

Actually what am I doing with my life

[thetouchstarvingartist]

"You can't just guilt trip me out of killing myself, that's manipulative!"

I said I cared about you not that I'm a moral person you fucking moron now don't kill yourself or I'll find the most painful torturous way to injure myself

(I'll fucking do it too pal, you're not escaping me even in hell)

I'm not suicidal but I am spiteful and

DETERMINED

[pukicho]

so called live 'streamers' and not a single one of them is currently fishing for bass

[haycoat-art]

Puki, I think you're looking at the wrong category on Twitch.

[pukicho]

What the hell is Twitch

[thetouchstarvingartist]

I think it's like

The thing where your hand moves a little but it wasn't supposed to

I don't know I've been in the cellar so long the mold is rotting my brain into a soup

[thetouchstarvingartist]

"No rest for the wicked" is absolutely false. I sleep like half the day

[oleskyfm]

(voice of someone about to turn 30) it’s nice making friends. It’s nice to play together and have fun. It’s nice to hang out

[one-time-i-dreamt]

(voice of someone turning 32 this year) it’s nice having playdates with your friends

[thetouchstarvingartist]

Meanwhile some 9 year old: MOOOOOM I told you, they're not "playdates" we're just hanging out!1!1!1 that stuff's for babies you knowww

[thetouchstarvingartist]

Just remembered when I was like seven and I had a dream

This one like, really scared me despite how mundane it seemed in surface level

The whole dream was just a first person view from a ditch looking up at a semi deserted road as a red pickup truck drove by

So I'm like 90% sure I had a premonition about either my death or what will happen to my body after

[thetouchstarvingartist]

let's play every Washingtonian's FAVORITE game:

IS IT JUST DOWNY MILDEW, OR 👏 IS 👏 IT 👏 MOOOOOLD! 👏👏👏👏

(for your information I forgot the term oomycetes and googled "what kind of creature is downy mildew" in those words exactly)

[pukicho]

I am in the fog for the rest of my life

[thetouchstarvingartist]

I assumed you came from the fog, like some sort of manifestation of the essence of Tumblr itself

[thetouchstarvingartist]

This will never not be funny to me actually

[thetouchstarvingartist]

I am exceptional at bending the ebb and flow in the intricacies of the English language

No this isn't about today's wordle fuck you

[thetouchstarvingartist]

Need a mad scientist to experiment on me and be vaguely annoyed each time I'm like "hit me with the wrench again please"

[thetouchstarvingartist]

Actually I'm the head of the unethics committee also you don't need a medical license to practice medicine you just need it to practice medicine in public

[thetouchstarvingartist]

me crawling out of my cringe era on this blog wheb yje SCP roleplay blog remains so