The Tr0ll Kronikles.

31. North Carolina. Stay rad. Stay creepy.

[slowspinningredemption]

been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuri-club]

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

[joematar]

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

[gif87a-com]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

[scruffsmcgoogle-deactivated2019]

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

[ayellowbirds]

That’s an Australian accent.

That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.

The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.

[thyrell]

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

[patrickat]

5: Australia still has dinosaurs.

[sbsrandomshitblog]

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

[systlin]

7; that victory wasn’t even close

[thetr0llkronikles]

#GayYeeHawAgenda

[itscolossal]

Urban Weed Awards Crown Unwanted Plants with Superlatives

[hopeydopey526]

oh to be an urban weed worthy of an award

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[leepacesource]

Thranduil | The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

[dionetaofavalon]

Enhanced Interrogation Fail (27/50)

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

https://thefreeonline.wordpress.com/2019/12/26/electricity-strikers-in-france-light-up-poor-homes-this-christmas-cut-power-and-gas-to-bosses-and-police/

[thegirlinthebyakko]

thank you thank you thank you 

[repost-this-image]

Now THIS is how you seize the means of production!

[justsomeantifas]

2020 vibe likes charge organizing your workplace casts

[mossy-suggestions]

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.

[marmalade-cabin]

is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

[animatedamerican]

gimme the peat, boys, and free my soul

[program-annihilator]

1981. Flipside Magazine.

[hummingyogurt]

Ah yes my favourite Late Cretaceous dinosaurs of North America

‘looks at smudged writing on hand’

and

[mantis-cat]

my hand slipped…

[gallusrostromegalus]

this is the most violent case of “The Nerds are All Grown Up” i’ve been hit with in a while but damn if it didn’t make my whole night.

[thequantumqueer]

[logilife]

You seem nervous. Stop playing with your hands!                           Me:

[scepterno]

its joke

[gaynejis]

rock lee vs gaara but…. more

[thetr0llkronikles]

Oh my gods.

[twit-ch]

DOOM

[dutchster]

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you