I have no life

28/ Slytherin/ Space Ace/ My life is consumed by cartoon characters Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and reliable.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

reblog if you made it this far somehow

[supreme-leader-stoat]

made it this far somehow monday

[koth-harvest-final]

hmm... i want to get to know this individual. i better lay a friendship egg

[that-house]

they invented a new kind of jerking off called groping your bruises and whimpering

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cryptvokeeper]

if we stay very still maybe they wont notice

[dependell]

I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

[shining-supernova]

HELLO?

[biggerchallenge]

Darkplace is a key example of how in order to truly master making art that is "deliberately bad" you need to have a thorough understanding of what the medium considers the rules for "good form" so that you can than break every single rule.

[lilli-sturmreiter]

[everythingfox]

He’s so cool

[tractorgoth]

[nucleartourist]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[hemipenal-system]

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

[grgrn-ghanghus]

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

[orphiceonian]

[catasters]

[oddarette]

All of my carb manatees in one place.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[illmoraineakoi]

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

[heydocverdant]

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

[animentality]

[idiot-b-o-x]

[ruinedchildhood]

No one can ever tell me this show is fake