Eggroler

i mostly just reblog stuff i think is funny | they/them |

[thetunasworld]

and they say theres nothing good left on facebook

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[big-brain-brian]

[polystyrenequeen]

ally beardsley wont stop until theyve played every identity on the kinsey scale

[pjackk]

So fucking stupid looking

[wizard-loving-wizard]

lou 🥰🥰🥰

[wildlocketparadigm]

the face of a man whose about to accuse people of slurs <3

[3000s]

my primary told me if i dont stop drinking alcohol + eating processed sugar + flour + processed foods i'm going to die or whatever

[3000s]

to be honest i'm trying to make a change this time

[3000s]

[romint-drake]

How it started

How it's going

[guooey]

what if I live without shame

[3000s]

we made fun of your poop photo

[3000s]

i got a onedrive notification that said this

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm forever haunted by my inability to whistle because i truly tried. i watched youtube videos and practiced in the mirror again and again with no results,

until 2020 when i was living on a boat completely alone in quarantine during the heat of lockdown. i woke up at 1 am from a dream in which i was whistling. i sat up in bed and i thought, "oh my god, i get it now,"

and i whistled. i whistled a tune, even. i took a video of myself whistling just to prove it to everyone.

i went back to bed. in the morning, i couldn't whistle anymore. i only have the video as a reminder of the time i was briefly possessed by a whistling ghost who took pity on me.

[nem23]

[grlstlker]

i don’t have anything normal to say

[silverpolish]

aquarium outfit inspo

[woolieshubris]

i loved the vision so i thought id bring it to fruition.

[stxphxnxangxl-deactivated202506]

[lactating]

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

[yokowan]

COYOTE TIME ALL OF THE TIME!!!