A Sad Cyborg Model#9million

Im .com a 22 year old man/thing? this isn’t explicitly an 18+ blog but like be aware i write the fuck shit piss bitch cunt words a lot. Think before you reblog bc ill stalk your account :3 All for the silly usually

[thesadcyborg9million]

oh yeah for the uninformed i am a

03 baby

I sadly didn’t get to watch the towers fall so 9/11 means literally nothing to me lol

and i(the person this blog portrays) will be called

dot(its short for .exe)

and everything i originally post is made up mental trash unless explicitly indicated otherwise for my ragingly silly ass

my pronouns are fee/figh/fogh/fum(just use fee instead of he and fum instead of him) but dot is definitively a nb but just uses the pronouns they use for ease of communication👍

and i am as my friends would say "a lot" i am what the dictionary defines as a “man” but im more so gender plasma(even im not entirely sure what this means it just feels right mkay?) so just call me what u wish with respect and we are chilling👍. A being who gets extremely sexually suspect(ie telling my friends to kiss me as a threat)im not in dire straits but if you're feeling generous you can slide some dosh my way over on venmo my @ is @Darthcenzo or @darthcenzo depending on the method lurl and u can add ur blog name in the note and ill be sure to thank you! yet again no pressure just throwing it out there bc i am actively looking into being a sugarbaby.

I am the scholar of the modern sin.

Thank you for reading this dont take this too seriously its the internet and don't get mad bc im a fan of not abiding by grammar rules and runon sentences btdubs punctuation is only used if absolutely needed in steezus christ we pray gaymen. Chill with Jesus but not a religious person tbh he just seems like mad chill and reasonable🤙

(Btw i throw hella extra shit in the margins of human thought purely bc its a fun lil treat for those who find it :>.)

Im a literal giant raging socialist!!!

ANTIZIONIST/ANTINAZI/ANTIHOMOPHOBE

IF UR EITHER DO ME A FAVOR AND FUCK OFF KILL YOURSELF AND ROT LEAVE MY SIBLINGS ALONE U FUCKS!!!

ALSO MY SIDEBLOGS‼️‼️‼️

@lust-filled-nonsense-tbh for my futa lesbian yuri romance about two monster girls living laughin lovin and porkin

@gl1tch-w0rm for the silly nonsense i doodle sometimes

And @spadelfornswick for my occasional oc posting in character 🤙

Will update as the sideblogs grow and are added🤙🤙🤙

Btw if u find my secret personal blogs stfu no u didn’t🤙 but if u did shut up be nice and send me ur oc in assless chaps and respectfully if u read this far ur now officially swag🫶

This is all for sillies usually so don’t get mad at me

Btw I am a heteroflexible guy until 5-9 Belgian beers come into play bc after that point that’s not me that’s my inner latent pansexual libedo. I’m just a silly lil goofy guy™️

Also I’m currently dating a delightful silly dork so please don’t slide to me with romantics either thanksssss

Add onto my jokes pls yes and me or no but me i beg we could be hysterical im also above the age of 18 :p so pass the tequila and the bong plz

[thesadcyborg9million]

Shadow the hedgehog x That mexican OT x joe biden yaoi

[effinbirds]

[ayviedoesthings]

I mean, yeah sure, "bomb that kills all tmes" isn't doing anything politically useful for our "cause", but you should see how angry and verbose people can get over something that is:

-not a real threat

-not something that can be done

-not targeting a vulnerable minority specifically

Like what, next you'll be condemning "kill all whites"? "eat the rich"? Be serious

[tankie-transfeminist]

But what about all of the white rich queer people! You're literally advocating for the mass killing of queer ppl I can't believe you would say that

[maidslime]

Reminder that everyone that got mad at "bomb that kills all tmes" didnt care about the "I should be allowed to hunt baeddels" post, some even defended it.

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[lizclimo]

[unpaid-inchworm]

Obsessed with the fact that, in a show that got away with a ton of gore, swearing, and innuendo for something rated tv-pg, they still managed to push the butt jokes to a point where someone had to step in and be like "ok that's too much ass"

[writingdose]

[thesadcyborg9million]

Crotchless briefs

[smiledog62]

what if instead of "groceries" it was called "yummies"

it just my idea

[doll-shell]

i think you're so right

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[ikimaru]

she's learning the pianola 🎶

[cerastes]

Pichula Knowledge

[tolerantfetishist]

hey i have this silly comic i made on the topic of murdoc choosing 2ds outfit on plastic beach :P

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response