The Turtle Express

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice

[ruinedchildhood]

[reactionpicarchive]

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

[samexebin-deactivated20241017]

That’d be great but location-wise can it be the veggietales giggle pod? 

[reactionpicarchive]

sorry, I’m an atheist

[raeazure]

Fun fact: I lost my virginity in a veggietales giggle pod

[your-crystal-vision]

[joehabana]

That escalated quickly

[humourspot]

2019-02-01 17:55:59

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[anxietyproblem]

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[misterqueasy-blog]

i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid

[callofdoodoo]

It must be utterly disappointing

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

not to condone odin or any of his horrible decisions and actions but when confronted only Once (1) ONE time about a Single mistake he fell into a coma and everyone had to take care of him and honestly yeah

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my mom comes home and i realize i forgot to do the dishes so I just fall into OdinSleep TM and my family has to spend the next however many years crying at my bedside until I wake up and they’re just happy to see me

[gslme7rg8yrvtfwkzwpjs777qeq3ox3]

[rooneyloublue]

me as a parent:

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge magazine, 1921

[corpse-decay]

this is proof that time machines were invented by 2020 and we just went back in time to do shit like this

[banditqueef]

Not to be That Guy but where the source at.

[kutzle-deactivated20241106]

thought this was fake but it’s right here: https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=mdp.39015068416430;view=1up;seq=106;skin=mobile

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[anxietyproblem]

This blog is Dedicated to anyone suffering from Anxiety! Please Follow Us if You Can Relate: ANXIETYPROBLEMS

[moonkitty]

[freecrackk]

[zagreus]

Rage Against the Machine and Florence and the Machine should tour together and do a massive jousting match at the end of each gig. You know, for funsies

[zagreus]

hey hayley? i’m absolutely FURIOUS that you thought of this before i did