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#cicadas are so weird. It's like "hey, I'm just crawling along...oh wait, think I'll stop here a minute & explode through my skin". https://www.instagram.com/p/CDwLxyIDoGh/?igshid=1emc6j9367bcq

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Annnd we also got 2 more stage lights (the ones projecting shapes)...to go with the light bars we already had... #chauvetlighting #chauvet https://www.instagram.com/p/CB9NQGUDuWD/?igshid=7l12wktno4v5

[thetwistedmistress]

So...we got a professional #bubblemachine #bubblemania #saturdayfun https://www.instagram.com/p/CB9DFG3DLrf/?igshid=cn3mvxh4qubp

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#Happyfathersday to the most amazing, incredible man, husband, provider, best friend that I could ever wish for! No matter what life keeps throwing at us, you make these kids (& me!) lucky to have you every day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CBtGsVgDB_A/?igshid=ax4srgsysekm

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Apparently "maca & cheese fruit snacks" is the new thing to 2yr olds...yes he actually ate it & said "Mmmm! Yummy!" #macaroniandcheese #fruitsnacks #2yroldisms https://www.instagram.com/p/B_sS1edjhAt/?igshid=1mu1e7wq9tt3c

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Unless you have #teslacoils in your show, you no longer impress me. #TSO #yeahthatgreenville #merrychristmastous #thanksmom https://www.instagram.com/p/B5wdj02Hh12/?igshid=5l705hhhupzp

[thetwistedmistress]

"But we get an extra hour of sleep..." Yeah, just that ONE day of the year. #givemesunshine #endstandardtime #keepdaylightsavings #seasonaldepression #seasonalaffectivedisorder https://www.instagram.com/p/B4aFUUJHr7z/?igshid=1obuqnirdqrvi

[thetwistedmistress]

#truestory #truthhurts #suckit #narcissism https://www.instagram.com/p/B1L4Ki0n3qM/?igshid=18ciudl2k8jyf

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#getittogether #growup #suckitupbuttercup https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzau0O4n32s/?igshid=dqjp6xe4o4sz

[thetwistedmistress]

#Summer #summertime #Margaritas #Bubbles #southernsummers #summernights (at Greenville County, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByTw6u5naNf/?igshid=7wstmm4fskao

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Ana's resting bitch face #rbf #catsofinstagram #rescuecats https://www.instagram.com/p/BwPxDiRnqko/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i5rdylz8qk0u

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#backyard #backdeckviews https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv-VK4KHQ_s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bc6kkg99bnuy

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She has the sweetest face! #Elsa #catsofinstagram #oneeyedbeauty #rescuecats https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4ctSsnNNG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vir7vo1xf4mp

[thetwistedmistress]

What happens when you buy king sized heating pads... #AnimalTakeover #catsofinstagram #yorkiesofinstagram #pets #petsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt4kv06npk3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=io5y80xk0atk

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#ValentinesDay #queso #fortheloveofqueso https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt3oJarHWlj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=w2jdxkwluuxm

[thetwistedmistress]

#fontsmatter #grammar ##scurvyawareness https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs048HIHbIu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qf7gw86z2lx8

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#wubbalubbadubdub #flyfightcrow https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBivfUndlx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k2g4xitw2r2p