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“If you really hated me, Maya, you wouldn’t.”
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“Intercourse and mutual dislike have been around for centuries. Unless there is something else you want to say.”
“If you really hated me, Maya, you wouldn’t.”
“You could also not hit me. That sounds like a good plan to me; how’s it sound to you?”
“Don’t push your luck.”
“Sorry – I thought everyone should know something knew at least once a day.”
“Aren’t you something special.”
“You have to be with a person you actually like for it to be considered a date, Tobias.”
“Though having sex with me evidently doesn’t warrant that same fact.”
“ . . Right, but we’re fitting in, are we not? Taking jokes is a big part of fitting in.”
“I will hit you. Just so we’re clear.”
A group of jelly fishes is called smack.
“No, please, bore me further.”
“I want to say the second but don’t worry about it. This is a bit much for over lunch as intrigued as I am, truly.”
“Are we considering this a lunch date, then?”
“It’s a joke. Why don’t New Yorkers understand jokes?”
“We aren’t New Yorkers.”
“All right that’s enough. Stop. Can you start over from the beginning? You lost me.”
“Which part? The first or the second one I killed?”
“You shouldn’t be wandering the streets alone so late at night.”
“How cute.”
“So you associate a spanish word automatically you think of piñata , que te pasa?”
“Alright.”
“No, I just don’t have time for these things.”
“I’m not playing piñata or whatever.”
"But I'm hot, yeah."
Fine, from now on take it as an order. I’m not letting you break into my apartment and leave a mess. You’re human now, act like it. Go down to a strip club where you’d be wanted then. I don’t need you shirtless, and I don’t need Eos or Medusa or anyone else coming in and assuming things. Maybe, but he listens a lot better than you.
I tell you what, Maya, I'll think about it. Humans are below us, no matter what position we're in. Actually, I went the other day. Easy money- Eos went along. Better keep an eye on her..you aren't doing your job very well. Interesting pick of a best friend. Listens better than me? Woof.
For the last gods damn time I am not your maid. Pick up your stuff, wear a shirt, and stop befriending my dog. He isn’t supposed to like you and I do not have the time for this.
I find it more of a suggestion, and I happen to look best without a shirt. Your hound makes the worst guard dog, especially since he prefers watching TV with me than running me out.
Do you often find yourself to be wondering about the origin of the universe?
Yes, please, bore me further.
Not sure if already drunk, or not drunk enough.