I'LL NEVER WEAR YOUR BROKEN CROWN

Tobias Typhon "The pull on my flesh was just too strong."

[mnemosynemaya-blog]

“Intercourse and mutual dislike have been around for centuries. Unless there is something else you want to say.”

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“If you really hated me, Maya, you wouldn’t.”

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“You could also not hit me. That sounds like a good plan to me; how’s it sound to you?”

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“Don’t push your luck.”

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“Sorry – I thought everyone should know something knew at least once a day.”

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“Aren’t you something special.”

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“You have to be with a person you actually like for it to be considered a date, Tobias.”

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“Though having sex with me evidently doesn’t warrant that same fact.”

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“ . . Right, but we’re fitting in, are we not? Taking jokes is a big part of fitting in.”

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“I will hit you. Just so we’re clear.”

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A group of jelly fishes is called smack.

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“No, please, bore me further.”

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“I want to say the second but don’t worry about it. This is a bit much for over lunch as intrigued as I am, truly.”

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“Are we considering this a lunch date, then?”

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“It’s a joke. Why don’t New Yorkers understand jokes?”

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“We aren’t New Yorkers.”

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“All right that’s enough. Stop. Can you start over from the beginning? You lost me.”

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“Which part? The first or the second one I killed?”

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“You shouldn’t be wandering the streets alone so late at night.”

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“How cute.”

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“So you associate a spanish word automatically you think of piñata , que te pasa?”

“Alright.”

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“No, I just don’t have time for these things.”

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“I’m not playing piñata or whatever.”

"But I'm hot, yeah."

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Fine, from now on take it as an order. I’m not letting you break into my apartment and leave a mess. You’re human now, act like it. Go down to a strip club where you’d be wanted then. I don’t need you shirtless, and I don’t need Eos or Medusa or anyone else coming in and assuming things. Maybe, but he listens a lot better than you. 

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I tell you what, Maya, I'll think about it. Humans are below us, no matter what position we're in. Actually, I went the other day. Easy money- Eos went along. Better keep an eye on her..you aren't doing your job very well. Interesting pick of a best friend. Listens better than me? Woof.

[mnemosynemaya-blog]

For the last gods damn time I am not your maid. Pick up your stuff, wear a shirt, and stop befriending my dog. He isn’t supposed to like you and I do not have the time for this.

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I find it more of a suggestion, and I happen to look best without a shirt. Your hound makes the worst guard dog, especially since he prefers watching TV with me than running me out.

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Do you often find yourself to be wondering about the origin of the universe?

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Yes, please, bore me further.

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Not sure if already drunk, or not drunk enough.