Corin's #1 Fan

There is no one I REPEAT NO. ONE. who is a bigger fan of Corin than me ESPECALLY NOT CORINLOVER69!

[maggieblueberry]

man sometimes i forget that some people aren’t even a little bit queer.

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

Katelyn we’ve had conversations about this

[theultimatecorinfan]

yea sometimes I forget that completely straight people even exist

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

Y’all I should put this out there that @theultimatecorinfan and I are dating now 😎

[theultimatecorinfan]

Yes please congratulate us, the two most popular Corin fanpages have fallen in love 🥰

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

Hey Katelyn what if,,, what if instead of 🤢🤢🤢Aidan🤢🤢🤢 you played Curly and we recreated People Will Say We’re in Love,,, jk,,, unless 😏😏😏

[theultimatecorinfan]

I WOULD TOTALLY SING THAT WITH YOU 😍😍😍 I feel like you‘d be Curly tho

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

You’re overestimating my alto range here…. I’m flattered! ☺️🤭😊

[theultimatecorinfan]

Bold of you to assume I can sing alto

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

HARMONIES BUT IT’S SOPRANO AND HIGHER SOPRANO

[theultimatecorinfan]

ILL SING TO THAT

[theultimatecorinfan]

I love how this was once a Corin fan-page but it just turned into us flirting

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

Hey Katelyn what if,,, what if instead of 🤢🤢🤢Aidan🤢🤢🤢 you played Curly and we recreated People Will Say We’re in Love,,, jk,,, unless 😏😏😏

[theultimatecorinfan]

I WOULD TOTALLY SING THAT WITH YOU 😍😍😍 I feel like you‘d be Curly tho

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

You’re overestimating my alto range here…. I’m flattered! ☺️🤭😊

[theultimatecorinfan]

Bold of you to assume I can sing alto

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

Hey Katelyn what if,,, what if instead of 🤢🤢🤢Aidan🤢🤢🤢 you played Curly and we recreated People Will Say We’re in Love,,, jk,,, unless 😏😏😏

[theultimatecorinfan]

I WOULD TOTALLY SING THAT WITH YOU 😍😍😍 I feel like you‘d be Curly tho

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

Dearest Katelyn,

Let us stop our fighting and help each other grow as Corin fanpages. We are both girlbosses, after all, so let us work together to take over the world and make it hot and sexy!

Sincerely,

Your Sussy Sister

[theultimatecorinfan]

I totally agree with this! Let’s call a truce and the world is already hot and sexc with you in it 😘 but I totally agree that our work is not finished until the entire world knows of Corin‘s incredibleness

[theultimatecorinfan]

I think it is important for aaaallllll of my amazing followers that I am now the only (and most popular) Corin fanpage on tumblr. It took a lot of blood, sweat, and Annie forgetting her password to get as far as I’ve gotten today.

[ohhwhereismyhairbrush]

I’M LOGGED ONTO MY MAIN NOW, CORINLOVER69S IS RETURNING

[theultimatecorinfan]

NOOOOOOO CURSE YOOOUUU

[theultimatecorinfan]

I think it is important for aaaallllll of my amazing followers that I am now the only (and most popular) Corin fanpage on tumblr. It took a lot of blood, sweat, and Annie forgetting her password to get as far as I’ve gotten today.

[corinlover69]

Real images of me throwing Katelyn by the braids and sending her to chokey

If you don’t know what chokey is, to put it short

“They say it’s a cabinet in her office that she throws children into. They say it’s lined with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. There’s a place you are sent if you haven’t been good and it’s made of spikes and wood. And it isn’t wide enough to sit, and even if you could, there are nails in the bottom so you’d wish you’d stood. When the hinges creak and the door is closed you cannot see squat not the end of your nose and when you scream, you don’t know if the sound came out or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth.”

…

Yes I typed all of that by hand

[theultimatecorinfan]

ok 1. you didn’t sing the your mouth part right and 2. I love how you added my blue hair to the drawing of me crying after being put in chokey.

[theultimatecorinfan]

Dearest Sister Annie

To my Sussy Sister Annie,

You are the living, breathing version of our school motto. YOU. ARE. A. MAGGOT.

I HOPE A NEWT HEADS NORTH

[corinlover69]

YOU SMELL OF REBELLION MAT DRAGGING MOTHER FUCKER, YOU. YOU SEE, KATELYN, IN THIS WORLD THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE. THERE ARE WINNERS, AND THERE ARE LOSERS. I AM A WINNER. I PLAY BY THE RULES, AND I WIN. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE PATHETIC. YOU ARE WEAK. YOU ARE, IN FACT, A SNIVELING LITTLE-

newt

IT’S HEADING NORTH

THERE’S A NEWT IN MY KNICKERS

THERE’S A NEWT IN MY KNICKERS

[theultimatecorinfan]

OH THAT’S HOW ITS GONNA BE HUH?! WELL I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE AN ACROBAT WIFE THAT YOU LOVE VERY MUCH BUT YOU ARE VERY DEPRESSED BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A CHILD SO TO FILL THAT EMPTY HOLE YOU DECIDE TO DO THE MOST DANGEROUS FEAT IN THE WORLD BUT ON THE DAY THAT YOU ACTUALLY DO THE TRICK YOU CANCEL IT BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE OF YOUR EVIL SISTER IN LAW AND DURING THAT TRICK YOUR WIFE BREAKS EVERY BONE IN HER BODY EXCEPT THE ONES AT THE ENDS OF YOUR FINGERS AND ONLY LIVES LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE BIRTH TO THE CHILD BUT YOU IGNORE THE CHILD CUZ YOU ARE TOO SAD ABOUT THE DEATH OF YOUR WIFE BUT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SISTER IN LAW IS BEATING YOUR CHILD SO YOU TRY TO STAND UP TO HER AND THEN YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH

[theultimatecorinfan]

Dearest Sister Annie

To my Sussy Sister Annie,

You are the living, breathing version of our school motto. YOU. ARE. A. MAGGOT.

I HOPE A NEWT HEADS NORTH

[theultimatecorinfan]

Let me clear up all the confusion

I understand that there has been some confusion over all the ultimate Corin fan wannabes who are pretending to be me, the ultimate Corin fan, people like @corinlover69. I would just like to clear everything and tell all my adoring fans that I am the true, the one, the only, the first ultimate Corin fan.