a line covered in jellyfish

life's a glitch, but when it's not, it's a mechanical problem

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[allthingsgerman]

Last time you'll see Germany on the left side. 😃

[gaysfashion]

eurovision this year be like

[theceaselessidiot]

Can Alexander Rybak pls share how to remain untouched by time??

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[mircalla]

email is short for evil mail

[fageleh]

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

[lillathelegend]

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[theceaselessidiot]

@glitterycolormakerhands

[scavengedluxury]

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (April 17th, 2022)

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[brindlefern-deactivated20210619]

[xcziel]

[cellophanes-princess]

I really needed the last one

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[commodorecliche]

...these would be perfect for a children's hospital

[sky99035]

Guys please we cant keep doing this

[morwentrouble]

we can and we will 🥰

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ashimari-moved-deactivated20251]

when your super excited about something your friends don’t care about

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post