sydney ★

minor 🌟

[theuniiversal]

There were these 2 lesbian girls at the party my sis went to and they were like "wow zahli (my sister) is hot" and one of them sat next to them and zahli was like "oh sorry i dont wanna get between that" bc the 2 girls were dating

[kkatastrophiic]

throwback to like less than 12 hours ago when there was a major power cut in my local area and this lady got locked inside of the chemist when i was tryna get butter menthols for my boss. that was funny as shit. Until I tried to go through a sliding door... aka-awkward.

[theuniiversal]

My sister got drunk at the party and she's hella stumbling😭😭 She asked "is mum mad" to my brother on snapchat and he texted "Yes she's very mad she will beat you"

[xx-m3llon-c0llie-xx]

it all leads back to damon albarn

[kkatastrophiic]

holy shit throwback to when my then bf wanted to record my moans while we were making out holy shit i forgot about that i forgot about how hard i declined the offer gaddam

[theuniiversal]

FUCKING KAYO SPORTS JUST PUT "BL" ON THE SCREEN FOR BRISBANE LIONS AND I THOUGHT IT MEANT BOY LOVE

[theuniiversal]

SEE HOW MY HATE POSTS FOR THE OPPOSING TEAM WORK EVERY TIME?? WHEN I SAID CARLTON SUCKS AND COLLINGWOOD WILL WIN OH MY GOD

[cloevr]

its just insane that really rich people just look this fucking stupid all the time. what is anyone doing anymore

[cloevr]

[chococrumblez]

does wild skeppy eat sand and raw fish and cactus?

i dunno

[theuniiversal]

My sister's going to a party for her friends brothers birthday she bought chocolate as presents and put black and red bows on them bc he goes for essendon😭

[theuniiversal]

3 goals already ily collingwood we're coming back to our prime..

[theuniiversal]

SEE WHEN CARLTON VS COLLINGWOOD IS OVER I EXPECT TO HEAR GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER

[foreverfreo]

AFL 2026 - Round 19 - 18 July 2026

Fremantle Dockers vs Port Adelaide

[kkatastrophiic]

girl in my year level posted this on tiktok??? hello?? are you okay????

[kkatastrophiic]

HELP TARGETED POST WUH OH

[theuniiversal]

Carlton will not win carlton will not win carlton will not win

Carlton will not win

Carlton sucks

Carlton blues more like carlton is blue bc they lose !!!

Carlton sucks

[theuniiversal]

what if the afl makes a perth team after the tasmania devils are made so its not awkward 19 teams. perth painters with an unfinished painting of australia as the logo? perth plaquewinners with a gold plaque as the logo? perth partners like partners in crime... ... yeah

headlines i came up with:

"demons knock the plaquewinners off the plaque" (demons beat the plaquewinners)

"cats scratch the painters canvas" (geelong beat the painters)

"magpies swoop the partners" (magpies beat the partners)

mockups to visualise their logos:

perth partners (because partners in crime .. get it? fedora sourced off google a fedora sounded cool)

perth plaquewinners (it'd be funny if they didnt get a premiership win for years, again sourced off google)

perth painters (idk how to draw an easel)

just some ideas i wanted to share ...

but, they'd all be shortened to pp when playing a game💔

[strange-and-unusuall]

Nobody has ever been or will ever be as beautiful as Damon Albarn circa 1994