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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
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@theunnamedsin
(You don't know how long you can keep doing this.)
happy new years! i don't have any celebratory arts, but here's an art i made while ignoring president's boring ass speech at midnight🎉🎉🎉
i had to make an edit for this post but i could NOT decide which siffrin portrait was funniest to me so there are 3 more variants under the cut
so much of life is needing to pee. enough already
i love angry siffrin. i love when they’re irritable and uncharitable and annoyed. silently seething discontentment at himself, at his friends, at the King, at the universe. buried deep and tightly restrained bubbling just under the surface until it absolutely can’t be smothered anymore. they deserve to be pissed the fuck off
the good shit
the long buildup of frustration and resentment and anger <3
you tried before, way before this all happened
and they didn’t care.
wearing a shirt that says I LOVE TIMELOOPS on the front and I LOVE TRYING AGAIN EVEN IF IT DOESNT MATTER on the back and I LOVE TIMELOOPS on the front and I LOVE TRYING AGAIN EVEN IF IT DOESNT MATTER on the back and I LOVE TIMELOOPS on the front and I LOVE TRYING AGAIN EVEN IF IT DOESNT MATTER on the back and
“Years ago a friend of mine had a dream about a strange invention; a staircase you could descend deep underground, in which you heard recordings of all the things anyone had ever said about you, both good and bad. The catch was, you had to pass through all the worst things people had said before you could get to the highest compliments at the very bottom. There is no way I would ever make it more than two and a half steps down such a staircase, but I understand its terrible logic: if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known.”
— I Know What You Think of Me, Tim Kreider for the New York Times
after YEARS of seeing this quote online and finding it to be the most deeply and resoundingly profound writing i finally found the source article and absolutely nothing could prepare me for this opening paragraph
Okay but the whole article is really interesting and also contains this quote which I’ve never heard before but really like:
“Anyone worth knowing is inevitably also going to be exasperating”
episodes that i think every tv show should have:
timeloop
whodunit
musical
beach trip
random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)
one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again
one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters
HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy
It was ISAT's 2nd Year Anniversary yesterday!!
Eep!
I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…
i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers
and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually
okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty
and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling
but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥
Siffrin and Mirabelle are both hamster-coded however difference being that Mirabelle goes viral on Instagram for being named something like "Plum" and starring in 1 william pictures of her with cute rodent cheeks, and Siffrin goes viral on reddit for dying gruesomely in a microwave
poll time—do you believe in ghosts?
A. yes—i believe the spirits of people who have passed on are literal beings that haunt specific locations B. yes—i believe that ghosts are not literal beings but show up in the form of déjà vu, dreams, unexplained physical feelings or emotions, etc. C. yes—i believe that photographs/film/audio recordings/other forms of archive capture ghosts, and we resurrect them each time we interact with them D. yes—other (share your thoughts in the tags!) E. no—i don’t believe in ghosts and i think people that do are lying/hacks F. no—i think that what we interpret as ghosts or hauntings have a scientific explanation (that we may or may not be able to describe at present) G. no—i think that people invest in the metaphor or idea of ghosts to make sense of grief, trauma, loss, etc. H. no—other (share your thoughts in the tags!)
ghosts? thoughts?
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what the fuck
#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell
OH MY GOD
THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT
FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO
big if true
Be sure to keep it lit… by Abigail Larson on Instagram for the Over the Garden Wall show at Gallery Nucleus
Happy 2 years of In Stars and Time! ✨
These are random sketches I haven’t posted. Unless I did and forgot 👍
god tumblr's aroace community is obsessed with platonic ideals of love and intimacy to the point it can be super alienating for someone who does not vibe with that model either. if you are aroace and do not experience yearning, the need for a qpr relationship, or enjoy fanfiction or media based around intimacy and comfort… you're still valid. you're not broken or weird. i've been like this forever and it has not negatively impacted my quality of life. you will be okay, and you will be happy and thrive.