god's second favorite whumpee blorbo

30+. minors don't interact or follow. just some guy. not a big shipper of things but will reblog for my mutuals. boyfriend of @jazuthevulcanprincess 🖤

[iwas-handpicked]

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

[escuerzoresucitado]

[evilvillain123456789]

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[dumbfucking-mutt]

[koiagain]

my stomach always hurts because i am Evil

[mikemunroe-moving]

[armandsfangs]

caring for your armand means giving him proper enrichment

[doctorcigarettes]

Many of you would accept such an offer with voracious enthusiasm

[markovchaingang]

you're deeply stupid and it's not my problem

[owenwilsonkisser]

I hope its okay I post this here umm im jusg like everyone else and i want easterman to submit to me so🤤

Blood version under the cut... the blood version is my original version but i feel bad putting that upfront here geheheh

Owwwwhhnnm🤤

[systemdeez]

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

[floofshy]

"unlike us monsters, human funerals are sad affairs because they don't explode into a pile of loot on death, and thus all the relatives and friends cry from disappointment"

[nanapup]

this is gospel to me

[dogpuppy]

[ratbebes]

niam i love vampires

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel