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Wei Wuxian: Name a more iconic duo then my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate.

Lan Wangji: Us. 

Wei Wuxian, choked up: ...alright.

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Wei Wuxian: I'm a dark, brooding mastermind who's capable of great acts of violence. 

Jiang Cheng: If someone compliments you, you vow a blood oath on the spot.

Wei Wuxian, tearing up: It's true but you shouldn't say it--

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Wei Wuxian: [staring out the window, looking pensive] 

Lan Wangji: He's so beautiful, so thoughtful, I wonder what he's thinking? 

Wei Wuxian, internally: Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

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Lan Wangji: What where’re doing is going to be highly destructive, but it’ll help people for the better good and--

Wei Wuxian, already pulling out Chenqing: No no, say no more. You had me at destructive.

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Wei Wuxian, posting a selfie of himself in the ER with the admission band on: Just brought back from the dead cheeeeck! 

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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan called me pretty today. 

Wei Wuxian: Well actually, he said "you're pretty annoying" but I'm trying to focus on the positives in life.

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Lan Xichen: Brother, is that a hickey?

Lan Wangji: No… it’s a mosquito bite.

Wei Wuxian, walks in: Hey guys.

Lan Xichen: Hey mosquito.

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Xiao Xingchen: Xue Yang, how do you spell “Hawaii”?

Xue Yang: Well you need two eyes-

Xiao Xingchen: My life is just a joke to you, isn’t it?

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Lan Xichen: What do the words "take out" mean to you? Jiang Cheng: Food. Wen Ning: Hitman. Lan Wangji: Date. Wei Wuxian: All three if you're not a coward.

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Jin Zixuan: I don’t “dress to impress”, I dress to depress.

Jin Zixuan: I want to look so good that people hate themselves.

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Wei Wuxian: You are pretty cute when you're nice. Lan Wangji: What am I when I'm not nice? Wei Wuxian: Hot as fuck.

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Wei Wuxian: I still need to train. Jiang Cheng: No, what you need is to be beaten. Severely. With a lead pipe wrapped in barb wire. Wei Wuxian: Hey, hey, I admit that mistakes were made. Jiang Cheng: Murders, some murders were made.

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Wei Wuxian: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don’t want any judgement or criticism.

Lan Wangji: And you came to me?

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Jiang Cheng: Would you date a girl shorter than you?

Wei Wuxian: No.

Jiang Cheng: That’s kind of shallow of you, Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian: Buddy, I’m gay.

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Jiang Chang: I hope you didn’t do anything stupid.

Wei Wuxian: hope you’re not hoping too hard.

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Wei Wuxian: I slept on it, like you said, took a nice cold shower. Did some of those breathing exercises. Lan Wangji: And? Wei Wuxian: I still think we should kill them.

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Wei Wuxian: Don't worry, Lan Zhan! Any puppet coming after you will have to get through me first! Lan Wangji: And I'll treasure those three extra seconds.