Every Single Vampire Is Bisexual And A MORON.

Also werewolf stuff because wolves are daddy drac’s special lil guys.

[lesbianchemicalplant]

Some Good SCPs

Strong favorites marked by (⁂)

Series I

SCP-033 - The Missing Number

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-186 - To End All Wars  (⁂)

SCP-270 - Secluded Telephone  (⁂)

SCP-342 - Ticket to Ride  (⁂)

SCP-387 - Living Lego

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED]

SCP-592 - Inaccurate History Book

SCP-711 - Paradoxical Insurance Policy

SCP-804 - World Without Man  (⁂)

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

Series II

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1322 - World We Helped

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1500 - Zachary Callahan

SCP-1539 - Semantic Dissociation Zone

SCP-1689 - Bag of Holding Potatoes  (⁂)

SCP-1733 - Season Opener  (⁂)

SCP-1802 - Skip

SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1986 - Imaginary Library

Series III

SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina

SCP-2090 - Potentially XK Tim Duncan

SCP-2135 - 91st Street Station

SCP-2288 - Copy of A

SCP-2316 - The Bodies In The Water  (⁂)

SCP-2459 - When the Traffic Clears

SCP-2499 - Harmony of the Spheres

SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|●  (⁂)

SCP-2557, A Holding of Envelope Logistics®

Allison Eckhart - Allison Eckhart

SCP-2571 - Cragglewood Park

SCP-2602 - Former Library

SCP-2637 - A controversial chunk of rock with 196,884-dimensional stakes  (⁂)

SCP-2718 - What Happens After  (⁂)

SCP-2719 - Inside

SCP-2740 - It Wasn’t There  (⁂)

SCP-2871 - Strong Interaction Amplifier

SCP-2900 - Participation Trophies

SCP-2935 - A Dead World

SCP-2951 - Too Long  (⁂)

SCP-2979 - Your High School Physics Teacher, Mr. [REDACTED]  (⁂)

SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz

Series IV

SCP-3001 - Red Reality

SCP-3002 - Attempts to Assassinate Thought

SCP-3005 - A Light That Died  (⁂)

SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA  (⁂)

SCP-3104 - Cops Magnet  (⁂)

SCP-3116 - It’s time to stop posting

SCP-3125 - 55555 (NOTE: I recommend reading 3125 after reading everything preceding it on the Antimemetics Division Hub page)

SCP-3127 - Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever

SCP-3128 - Let’s Play Monopoly!

SCP-3264 - Causeless Effect  (⁂)

SCP-3333 - Tower  (⁂)

SCP-3455 - 411 Days A Year

SCP-3733 - Everybody Else

SCP-3773 - 9,000 Lives

SCP-3900 - The Internet of Things That Are Wolves  (⁂)

SCP-3930 - Does Not Exist  (⁂)

Series V

Taboo  (⁂)

SCP-4022 - Great Big Nothing

SCP-4065 - Ancho(red) Reality

SCP-4121 - The Loop That Never Breaks/Never Has/Never Will Be Broken

SCP-4228 - Karma Kameleon

SCP-4330 - A Moment of Silence

SCP-4365 - Five-Story Upside-Down Hotel

SCP-4417 - The Long Way Round

SCP-4493 - Keep Pride Out Of Corps  (⁂)

SCP-4703 - Perfectly Legal

SCP-4774 - Ninth Planet, Perhaps

4807 - Minimalism

SCP-4857 - [DESIGNATION AVAILABLE]

SCP-4885 - Find Him

SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us

Series VI

SCP-5005 - Lamplight

SCP-5031 - Yet another murder monster  (⁂)

SCP-5087 - When Have They Gone?

SCP-5095 - We Need to Talk about O5-3.

SCP-5320 - The People’s Church Of The Fish That Just Goes On Forever

SCP-5520 - The Rabbit Hole

SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion

SCP-5538 - Holder of Abnormalities

SCP-5552 - Our Stolen Theory

SCP-5579 - Boba Roe

SCP-5920 - Work on What Has Been Spoiled

SCP-5994 - You Can’t Top Pigs with Pigs  (⁂)

Series VII

SCP-6006 - Theseus

SCP-6273 - The Empty Skin

SCP-6761 - The Sorting Machine

SCP-6803 - True Earth

SCP-001 Proposals

S. D. Locke’s Proposal - When Day Breaks  (⁂)

Kate McTiriss’ Proposal - A Record

Antimemetics Division Hub  (⁂)

I recommend reading the Antimemetics Division Hub page in order from the beginning (SCP-055) through SCP-3125:

[…]

Critical background reading

SCP-055

There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm (2015) This story is complete.

We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five

Introductory Antimemetics  (⁂)

Unforgettable, That’s What You Are

CASE COLOURLESS GREEN

Your Last First Day

Five Five Five Five Five by qntm (2017–)

SCP-3125

[…]

reading anything past SCP-3125 isn’t needed IMO, especially since the rest of the “Five Five Five Five Five” series is unfinished. (EDIT: It’s been finished now, but IMO you should still just stop after 3125)

Also, in my opinion, Introductory Antimemetics is the best tale on the site by far

Other Good Tales

SCUTTLE  (⁂)

Your Very First SCP!

Your Very Last SCP!

Footnotes/Disclaimers:

This is a provisional draft, and has been assembled retroactively after reading the site for many years – I’m definitely forgetting some I really liked, especially in Series II. This will be updated as I add things, and I’ll reblog myself when I’ve added to it significantly

This is non-exhaustive, it’s not a list of all good SCPs, just some of my favorites that I remember. (682 is both not one of my favorites and also Not Good, though)

This also isn’t an intro guide for beginners, which would be organized differently and would require a lot more thought about order, when to introduce different aspects of the Meta, when to start linking format-screws, etc.

CW for ableism, carcerality, body horror, etc. on all of these links. It’s the SCP wiki

Lastly – you can figure out what ██████ is in SCP-3005 - A Light That Died (“An ██████’s safe on shore but it’s the last thing you want to hold when you’re drowning”) and figuring this out really pulls the entry together!!

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Taylor Swift bravely standing up for the right of billionaires to destroy public information. (link here)

[maneth985]

I mean...I'm pretty sure it's illegal to track someone's flight (or any personal info such as phone number or address) information, it's stalking behavior and she's worried about her safety, but do go on about how she's protecting oligarchs by doing that 🤷

[stand-up-gifs]

It is not illegal to track someone's flight; this is publically held information by the FAA. Private planes are part of a taxpayer funded network of airports, air traffic control, etc; all of which need to be able to talk to each other openly and track which planes are going where in order for that system to function properly.

Hiding this information is a public safety issue; if no one knows the plane is there, it creates problems for the safety of that plane and the safety of other pilots flying nearby. If no one knows the plane is in the air, then some hobbyist doctor in his small aircraft could ram right into it and boom, you've got a midair collision raining aircraft parts down on a small town in 'flyover country.'

Funnily enough, the flights are also tracked publically FOR THE SAFETY OF THE PEOPLE ON THE PLANE. If there is an issue with the aircraft, local emergency responses need to be able to identify where the plane went down as quickly as possible in an attempt to save lives. Otherwise, you could end up in a situation like the infamous Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. Elimnating public tracking of her aircraft would probably put Taylor in a lot more harm than broadcasting what airports she flew into/out of ever could. Again, public safety issue.

The FAA was hardline on this during the 2008 financial crisis when lots of major bank executives tried to divert public opinion by scrubbing their flight records (for some reason people were upset that the banks who'd just gotten a bunch of taxpayer bailout money were taking lots of private flights!)

A few years back when Elon Musk claimed this exact same Florida student was posting his 'assasination coordinates' and tried to get legal recourse against him, his legal team quickly found out he had no standing to sue. All Musk could do was ban this kid from twitter.

Again, this information is tracked for public safety. It is legal and important that this tracking information is available. This doesn't stop being true just because the rich person complaining is someone you personally like.

If Taylor Swift was really worried about her safety, then she would do what a lot of other rich people have done these past few years and charter her private flights. That way she's not the owner of the aircraft and, while the plane is still visible, it's unknown who's on it. The CEO of Apple pulls this move, no reason Taylor couldn't do the same.

But she's not doing that. Because this isn't about her safety. This is a petty move because she's upset the whole 'private plane impact on climate change' discourse dinged her reputation a few years back.

And rather than selling her plane or taking less private flights, she selfishly wants to keep one of her favorite toys.

[lyonneriley]

there's a lot of werewolf fucking on this website, but not enough specifically about full moons. like what if your werewolf gets even bigger when the moon is shining? what he if he loses control, and even though he tried to put as much distance between you as he could, once the moon rises he's sprinting back home, seeking you out with his nose?

he towers over you now, panting, his cock even bigger than before, that knot fatter and thicker. the full moon is filling him up with the need to fuck, to propagate his kind, and now he can't control it. he tears through your clothes, burying his big snout between your legs, licking you frantically to get you ready for him. that huge, oozing cock of his tries to fit, but he's so big in his full moon form, your body struggles to stretch. his drool spills down your belly as he finally works his way in, his movements uncontrolled as he's overtaken by the need to fill you.

under the silver light of the moon he fucks you, growling and snarling as you take even more of him. when you cum, he spills everything inside you, but it's not enough to sate the full-moon wolf. sliding on a river of his own seed, he takes you again, and again, until you're so well-used that finally, that knot starts to slip in. you can't possibly take it—you can't—but you do, and it sends you careening over the edge of your orgasm. he lodges it inside you and howls as he bursts, filling you up, that knot keeping all his seed where it belongs.

finally, when the moon has set and dawn comes, he returns to himself and apologizes profusely for how brutally he took you. of course you don't mind. in fact, you hope he fucks you like that every full moon from now on.

[gardengnosticator]

"did you know the creator of fnaf supports israel???" no but im not shocked a evangelical christian with a penchant for supporting christofascist republicans with hundreds of thousands of dollars has a desire to harm people in the middle east

[elisezone-deactivated20250503]

Thinking about Felix catton just begging to breed you. To produce an heir. The golden sun of the last evening light basking him in a godlike spotlight as he breathes heavily down your neck, telling you how badly he needs you. Sweat dripping down his toned back as he shakes in desperation, the desire to have you right there taking over as his mind fogs with ideas on how to spoil you.

[bythenineshards]

Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.

[werecreature-addicted]

me, flirting: you could probably catch me easily if you chased me through the forest

[cosmicstarlatte]

Me: yeah we're tying the knot next week

Werewolf fiance who's never heard that phrase: we're going to what

[al-berg]

Wolf and Moon are my little t4t ocs

[werecreature-addicted]

Werewolf bf that almost cums in his pants when his human gf playfully bites his neck, not yet aware of werewolf mating and marking

You're sitting in his lap slowly grinding against your werewolf boyfriend's half-hard cock as you make out. his big hands circle your waist guiding your movements, back and forth along his lap steadily.

He can smell in the air your arousal as you get worked up. it's hot knowing how much you enjoy this as much as he is. the two of you break apart, gasping for air. You don't stay parted for long before you're leaning into him again, this time kissing his jaw and down his neck.

Your werewolf lover groans in pleasure and almost unthinkingly bares his neck to you, letting you have more of his warm skin. Every time you suck on his skin you can feel him shudder, and buck his hips up against yours. you're sure that you've left a hickey or two already but you decide to tease him a little more, scraping your teeth along his neck teasingly before biting him properly.

He moans brokenly and thrusts his hips up against yours sharply, then you feel a wet patch forming between your legs right where his cock is,

"did you just-" you both start at the same time

"did you just mark me?" he asks.

"did you just cum?" you demand.

He tells you that yes he did cum- but way more importantly you bit his neck, which is apparently a werewolf costume of how they mark their mates. He's not upset just shocked, and a little embarrassed because he came in his sweats.

it feels like his blood is on fire. the mark doesn't last, not like a real bound mark would have, but it still has him all riled up. He wants you to bite him, he wants to bite you, and he wants to fuck you and cum inside of you this time.

[twilightfaerie1978]

Ugh. Werewolf Walter!!!! I'd mark him all up and claim him as mine.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest

[the-gay-jatsby]

[4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202]

holy shit i just learned something beautiful

[4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202]

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BAT :D

[gruncheon]

people who have obsessions are the only ones i know how to buy presents for. everyone else gets the loose change at the bottom of my purse

[ohnoproblems]

watched a broadcast of a police "chase" today where the dude drove the speed limit and obeyed all traffic directives except for yielding to cops. they tried to pit maneuver him twice and he just took himself over the median and turned around to follow traffic the other way. the cops ended up spike stripping one of their own SUVs while trying to stop him. when he finally stopped he just sat in his truck, unarmed, with a big tank of nitrous doing whippets for several hours while the cops desperately wracked their pig brains for a tactic that could stop a dude from chilling in his truck.

this was a situation that could have been resolved with a taxi and a tow truck and like, a court summons after running the plates. cops aren't here to solve situations, they're here to justify their obscene budgets and military equipment by making every situation an excuse to wage chemical warfare on anyone who doesn't allow them to define the situation.

they shot pepper bullets into his cab. he sat in his truck. a gaggle of them crept up to the passenger side and tossed in a tear gas canister. he tossed it back out the driver side and kept sitting in his truck. the cop negotiator brought water for the guy but then rather than actually give it to him to demonstrate even an ounce of good faith he threw it on the ground like 10 feet away from the truck as the most obvious bait. they brought in SWAT! fucking SWAT and their shitty SWAT monster truck, for an unarmed dude sitting in his truck. it was only misdemeanors until the cops showed up and made everything about them which made the dude's every attempt to leave into a felony because it's happening around a cop.

and all the while the news anchor is like OH YOU DON'T WANT THESE PEACE OFFICERS EXPOSED TO FURTHER RISKS, YOU DON'T WANT THEM CAUGHT IN CROSSFIRE (from who?? other pigs?? they're the only ones with guns!). HEY COP CORRESPONDENT, WHAT IF YOU USED A FLASHBANG ON THE GUY. god, when even the cop correspondent is like "uhh we're not doing that" you know you've said something sick. i cannot emphasize enough how much of it was just the dude sitting in his truck. the pigs solved this real brainscratcher of a conundrum with more tear gas because that's the only verb they know.

abolish the police!

[random-brushstrokes]

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

[fairycosmos]

it is very childish and naive but i am still so shocked to see that so many people are just fucking outright mean

[valtsv]

"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.

[valtsv]

i went to the illegal 1897 catacombs concert and nobody there knew you